Buggy Long Term Relationship
Buggy the Clown x GN Reader
Me and my stupid shit again
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• You had been with Buggy for what most people may thing is FAR too long
• Having seen the best and worse of him as he had for you-
• The two of you having gotten together when Buggy was fresh faced on the pirating scene.
• What should have been a fling at best had turned into years of commitment that neither of you saw coming.
• But loved either way.
Communication!-
• Buggy isn't the best at speaking- let alone like a normal person
• The murderous pirate thing wasnt exactly what one would call a 'Calm Personality'
• But you werent any better since you were apart of the literally circus act
• However with you, he was a tiny bit more down to earth and you elevated yourself to understand him more.
• With you and Buggy it wasnt the magical novel like romances you'd wish for in books.
• Just like the pirates you are, It is as rewarding as it is work.
• Smooth sailing are paired with dangerous storms.
• You two had learned early on that while most the time you two could be 50/50- There was times where it was 80/20 for either or.
• And yes there were times you had to pick up the peices-
• Literally
• However he would always do the same for you-
Sex-
• Sex is still awesome
• But its different then the early years of honeymoon time.
• Its more down to earth- Sensual and about being together
• And now there can even be unserious moments without it being offensive
• Did you two break out into giggles when Buggy got a leg cramp mid stroke?
• Did you move weird once and fart?
• At first it would have been horrifying or down right embarrassing
• But now it was a blossom of being comforble with each other- feeling like two weird halves that make a whole weird thing.
• Then of course there is being adventurous-
• Open conversations about what you both want to try and do flow like water.
• Always wanting to spice things up even when it fails
You are currently half in what seemed to be a leather sex swing- half strapped in while it was lopsided and barely on with a slight sway of the ship naked as day.
Buggy in his boxers as he looked over the shitty instructions from the island he had raided this from.
"I dont think I feel too confident in this one Bugs-"
"Wait-"
He grumbled waving a floating hand as he looked at the instructions like an map. You couldn't help but snort a laugh at this point.
"You know- I thought this would be sexier.."
"Yeah..."
There was a beat of silence as you swayed in the swing- before Buggy tossed the instructions away.
Looking around for his knife
"Ah Fuck it Im still down- Imma cut you out, We can just hit it from the back"
Food-
• Weirdly enough this is were the two of you have the most disagreements
• Buggy has this oh so magical ability to just eat the same shit... forever
• Sure you have comfort foods or safe foods that you will eat.
• But no living being should eat hotdogs for breakfast, lunch and dinner for 3 weeks straight with no variety inbetween when he is at sea. There is plenty of other options but he will just choose this
• It usually takes you putting your foot down and make him eat something else.
Bathroom-
• While this is weird- its just reality in a relationship
• The barriers of privacy wear down into practically nothing
• It turns into a point of you two had seen each version of each other at your best and worse
• So being in the bathroom turns into something almost numb if the other just appears
You are in the bathroom, Letting nature take its course as your reading the back of a random lable since you'd forgotten to grab a book-
Half zoned out before the door slams open making your jump-
Slowly looking up at your Boyfriend Buggy- Who was shirtless and only in his boxers scratching at his treasure trail just below his belly button.
"Hey (Y/N) for the show tomorrow should I have the performers wear the sky blue themed costume or the-"
"Are you seriously having this conversation with me right now?"
You cut him off mid conversation, Blinking at him surprised and now red faced. He looks at you confused and shrugs.
"What?"
Gesturing to yourself on the toilet as if he was fucking stupid at seeing you in this damn position.
"So what? You're taking a shit-"
He shrugged, before going back to what he was talking about the costumes.
• You cant say anything since you do the same.
Buggy mid deep clean shower when you open the curtains suddently as he's mid ball wash.
"Where is the powder for the muggy balls?"
Him just wide eyed staring at you mid scrub on his dick.
"Uh- Yellow Chest"
You nod closing the curtain.
"Also Shave! Im not flossing!"
