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[g4yr4t]

there are so many flies in here I'm abt to freak out

[aximili]

when i was sleeping on the sofa at charlies i could hear a faint click clack and i was like... that's not my slippy silent daughter tesla, so whomst... and i went to investigate and it was just the mealworms in her lunchbox. clicking and clacking me to sleep. just me n the worms... neighbourhood kids see me they call me worm man

[g4yr4t]

instead of all these nasty traps I should be able to rent out a large carnivorous plant of some sort. like. audrey II sized. but without the sapience or capability for human speech. or the craving for non-insect flesh. just a big venus flytrap that will lure all the flies and use them to nourish its body.

rn they're getting zevo'd, and that's just flypaper with a UV light and a cover so you don't have to see them.

[g4yr4t]

having to consciously tell myself not to count the flies in any given room bc it freaks me out

[g4yr4t]

saw a schoolbus (what my mom calls house centipedes) scurry under my bed and I'm trying not to care bc they eat roaches but it's hard

[g4yr4t]

we've gotten rid of most of the flies in the apartment but the one I just saw in the bathroom was the size of a small bee and I don't like that. I need a #cornerspider stat.

[g4yr4t]

good news is there are fewer flies in the kitchen. bad news is a) there are still a lot in there and b) they seem to be migrating to other rooms in the apartment as well. permanently icky feeling.

[g4yr4t]

my apartment has flies and there are a ton of them in the bathroom and it makes me want to throw up but I can't bc I'd have to be in the bathroom for an extended amount of time to do that and I don't want to be in there. bc of the flies.

why isn't my corner spider eating them all???