#builderman noobsquad

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Builderman eats lunchables for lunch 🥹

WHAT DO WE CALL ROBLOX LUNCHABLES

SON IM CRINE. HE HIGHK WOULD THOUGH THEY SEEM HIS VIBE

uhhh uhhhhh lets call them uhhh. brunchables? /j

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There’s something doomed and yaoi going on between Builderman and Roblox and I can’t put my finger on it…….

no youre lowkey right 👀👀👀

alsooo i do remember in the bacon's cleaning service episode, he found a picture of roblox where he was actually whimsy and joyous. wonder what thats about.. chat do we think roblox has a tragic ex/j

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I genuinely don't know if Builderman would either be a snitch about stuff, or someone who's just like 'Ah. Okay!' And doesn't really care to much (unless its actually something serious or dangerous) 🥹

considering his behaviour, i feel like he'd almost never snitch and take everything in stride... but he might threaten someone to snitch on them for the bit (tho this would mainly go for coworkers, not normal civillians, i think)😭😭

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I was gonna draw this one meme of a text conversation but I'm lazy so im converting it to a lil piece of writing 🥹 ....I think this is allowed-? (Reason why im saying so is because idk which tag it would go in 🥀) IF NOT THEN IM SORRY! lil warning, it contains a swear-

??: Would you still employ me if I was a worm? 🥺

Roblox: ....*Texts- ... 'Mlp Watcher' (😭) back; 'I'm trying to rest. Please, only send 'EMERGENCY' if important.'*

...

??: EMERGENCY

Roblox: ....*Texts back; 'Are you fucking kidding me.' Then proceeds to mute their conversation for now since he's sick and needs to SLEEP FOR ONCE*

Yeah- um- I saw the meme and thought it fit these two-

(Guess which admin it is 🥹 you probably know but stil)

wait now that you mention it, youre right i should probably make a meme tag but im lazy too (if yall are seeing this please suggest emojis for a meme tag in the comment because i dont wanna use any of the laugh ones i think thats basic) 😭😭😭 it isnt against the rules tho so dw abt that LMFAO

STOP WAIT THIS IS LITERALLY THEM HELP MEEE. "mf im trying to rest text me only if its important" "ITS AN EMERGENCY" "....oh my fucking god bruh"

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(Idk if the word 'pills' and 'alcoholic' would trigger anyone but just in case. Theres also a few swears so there's that-)

Trying to connect Noobsquad with Forsaken is so funny because flip you mean Roblox told Builderman 'Alright make sure nothing happens to my worku-chan while I get my pills domt do stupid shit' and when he comes back he sees that there's a new entity, a new dimension, Jane Doe, John Doe, 007n7, C00lkidd, 1x1x1x1, Itrapped, and basically any other character in Forsaken that was a hacker is now in this place instead of being banned, and somehow a war started between guests and bacons, and Blue and Bacon lowkey had to fight eachother and Bacon got experimented on, and all the retired admins are also there, and Guest is now a big beast, and Nooby is an alcoholic 😂 Roblox leave for el five minutes by the way mi bonjour 🫠"BUILDERMAN I LEAVE FOR 5 MINUTES FOR EL PILLS 😡😡😡😡😡😱😱😱😱😱😱👹👹👹👹👹👹🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬"

(Btw, this is purely satire lmfao. I see a bunch of really good ways people connect the two, lolz)

OH MY GOD DUDE IM LAUGHING SO HARD. WELL NOT ACTUALLY BECAUSE IM AT SCHOOL BUT IF I COULD I WOULD. IM LAUGHING IN SPIRIT. BUILDERMAN HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY 😭😭😭

""take a break, roblox", they said. "you can afford to at least get a good night's sleep", they said. yeah, i did that, AND LOOK AT ROBLOXIA NOW. MY CHUD COWORKERS CANT DO SHIT" - roblox probably

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I hate you *Anime stereotypes your Noobsquad (aka.. GIVING THEM DERE TYPES BECAUSE WHY NOT)*

Nooby: Deredere

Guest: Deredere (Kuudere most likely wouldn't work since he shows emotions around strangers, and he's not shy like a dandere.)

Bacon: ...Deredere (GOOD LORD. IT'S ALL DEREDERE 🥀)

Acorn: Rindere

Lavender: Nyandere

Blue: Teasedere

Builderman: Bakadere

Roblox: Hinedere

For the record, I don't hate you :P and take some of these with a grain of salt, because 1: I'm not an expert at dere types. And 2: Blue and Lavender don't.. exactly have a full personality page on the wiki that I can go off of. (And some might be incorrect because of small details I missed-)

HELP WHAT AN OPENING 😭😭😭

i got a tad distracted looking at all these dere pages to see if these are accurate 🤔 specifically with bacon because i do feel like it depends which ship we're going with here (cause with bluecon he'd be something more akin to tsundere but with every other possible ship he would be deredere i agree)

i agree that blue is definitely a teasedere, tho i think he's a mix of teasedere and smugdere 👀

everything else seems accurate to me tho ✌️ ESPECIALLY ACORN AND RINDERE DUDE.. (and guest is definitely a deredere, just a silent and slightly more mellow one 😭)

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Builderman can be grabbed by the scruff, like a puppy. but It has a 50% chance to make him choke a bit. I don't know the the hell he can even be grabbed like that since.. HUMANS CAN'T BE GRABBED LIKE THAT. And he has no neck. (His hood, perhaps? That could be a substitute) But it's alright. It's a silly roblox show, logic isn't supposed to exist 🥹

(I need to work on the secret character headcannons (Shedletsky and 2 others) but I literally have no ideas 💔)

WHY DIDNT MY RESPONSE SAVE 👿👿👿 pmo pmo

anyways, LMAO OFC BUILDERMAN CAN BE GRABBED LIKE THAT. i imagine he only found out bcs roblox did it once bcs he was 'misbehaving' by his standards and then. that happened 😭😭😭 (also, i agree, hood seems like a good idea!!!)

shedletsky mentioned btw 👀👀👀👀 awakens

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I'm komi the noobsquad fairy with more heacannons that don't mean much 🥹

Rose: She's pretty good at singing, however.. she's admittedly kinda shy about it. So you won't hear her sign often! (She's fine with humming soft lullabies to some of the younger orphans)

Lavender: She can purr. I know the cat stuff is just apart of the gear she requested.. BUT ITS CUTE. ALRIGHT?!

Blue: He's fine with eating crickets (KILL HIM WITH FIRE JE NEEDS TO DIE FORVER/J) He gets Bacon to cook them for him 🥹🥹🥹

Builderman: underneath his hat is a parasite/IM JOKING GUYS ILL STOP WITH THE DHMIS STUFF FR THIS TIME!! Anyways- proper headcannon. He can't say certain words out loud without completely fumbling over them.

Roblox: He's colorblind 😔 he's depressed because all he sees is black and gray/silly

whoaaa... guys look its the noobsquad godmother!! /silly (idk what i was cooking w that joke 🥀)

actually wait that fits her alot 👀👀 thats adorable aww 🥹 (imagine guest and/or dummy js walked in on her singing to one of the younger orphans once LMAO. she freaked out for sure ✌️💔)

its ok she'd purr for the love of the game trust ❤️‍🩹 kit (<- my oomf who is not on tumblr as of current but a guy can dream 🥀) if youre seeing this: you wanna project your unanekumiminess on lav oooo oooooo (idk the actual word it was pretty long LOL. but basically thats the word for people who have cat ears and tail, so what lav's gear is)

LMAO I IMAGINE BACON MADE A DISGUSTED FACE AT HIM THE FIRST TIME BLUE REQUESTED COOKED CRICKETS FOR HIM LMAOO (blue managed to get him to do it anyways by using the fact that they do in fact eat crickets in some cultures. bacon was flabbergasted to learn this to say the least)

SCREAMMSS NOT THE PARASITE ITS BACK AAAAAAA 😨😨😰 (also youre right he'd highk struggle pronouncing something stupid like. idk supercalifragalisticexpialidocious??? cant come up w any serious words he may mispronounce rn 😭😭 HE'D HIGHK STRUGGLE WITH TONGUE TWISTERS TOO)

omg that explains everything.. he cant turn on his imagination w this one 💔💔 /silly