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(intro post may not always be up to date, i forget to update it sometimes)

guys i promise i'll stop chudding out and clean out the inbox EVENTUALLY, but for now my headmate demands i lock tf in on omega flowey as soon as i get our stupidass studying done so ✌️

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also update on this 👀👀👀 i decided to ragebait flowey on a meta level by closing the game everytime i saved the soul (it saves your progress when you do that, and then once you join youre back on full health so its a great strat if you wanna cheese the fight), EXCEPT I FUCKING FORGOT THAT I SHOULDNT DO THAT AFTER THE LAST ONE BECAUSE THATS WHEN THE COOL AURAFUL FINALE SCENE HAPPENS. AND IM LOCKED INTO THE TRUE PACIFIST ROUTE NOW SO ITS WAY TOO LATE TO DO THAT ANYWAYS. FUCKKK

"why'd you just go to the true pacifist route instead of redoing asgore and omega flowey first since you were unsatisfied?" well, you see, i was actually playing undertale red & yellow, so the ingame chara was upset at ingame frisk when we spared flowey which made both me and our frisk fictive who was co-fronting feel guilty 😭😭 ITS NOT LIKE INGAME CHARA REMEMBERED TS AFTER WE LOADED OUR SAVE FROM BEFORE THE ASGORE FIGHT BUT IDC FRISK AND I STILL FELT TOO GUILTY TO REDO THE NEUTRAL ENDGAME

#we'll probably just play a scratch recreation since i know there are a shit ton of really good ones on that site. i mean idk if theyve made-#-any new ones since 2020-2021 (since thats when i used to lurk on scratch) but i do know the undertale stuff on that site is impressive #🩹; mod speaks #❌; not noobsquad

(Idk if the word 'pills' and 'alcoholic' would trigger anyone but just in case. Theres also a few swears so there's that-)

Trying to connect Noobsquad with Forsaken is so funny because flip you mean Roblox told Builderman 'Alright make sure nothing happens to my worku-chan while I get my pills domt do stupid shit' and when he comes back he sees that there's a new entity, a new dimension, Jane Doe, John Doe, 007n7, C00lkidd, 1x1x1x1, Itrapped, and basically any other character in Forsaken that was a hacker is now in this place instead of being banned, and somehow a war started between guests and bacons, and Blue and Bacon lowkey had to fight eachother and Bacon got experimented on, and all the retired admins are also there, and Guest is now a big beast, and Nooby is an alcoholic 😂 Roblox leave for el five minutes by the way mi bonjour 🫠"BUILDERMAN I LEAVE FOR 5 MINUTES FOR EL PILLS 😡😡😡😡😡😱😱😱😱😱😱👹👹👹👹👹👹🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬"

(Btw, this is purely satire lmfao. I see a bunch of really good ways people connect the two, lolz)

OH MY GOD DUDE IM LAUGHING SO HARD. WELL NOT ACTUALLY BECAUSE IM AT SCHOOL BUT IF I COULD I WOULD. IM LAUGHING IN SPIRIT. BUILDERMAN HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY 😭😭😭

""take a break, roblox", they said. "you can afford to at least get a good night's sleep", they said. yeah, i did that, AND LOOK AT ROBLOXIA NOW. MY CHUD COWORKERS CANT DO SHIT" - roblox probably

#hmmm should i trigger tag this.. eh the ask contains a tw anyways and i dont see the point since its only mentioned briefly ✌️#🩹; mod speaks #💌; you've got mail!#💌📖; confessions #💌📑; au #<- technically #noobsquad #roblox noobsquad #noobsquad roblox #builderman noobsquad #noobsquad builderman #builderman forsaken #forsaken builderman #forsaken

I hate you *Anime stereotypes your Noobsquad (aka.. GIVING THEM DERE TYPES BECAUSE WHY NOT)*

Nooby: Deredere

Guest: Deredere (Kuudere most likely wouldn't work since he shows emotions around strangers, and he's not shy like a dandere.)

Bacon: ...Deredere (GOOD LORD. IT'S ALL DEREDERE 🥀)

Acorn: Rindere

Lavender: Nyandere

Blue: Teasedere

Builderman: Bakadere

Roblox: Hinedere

For the record, I don't hate you :P and take some of these with a grain of salt, because 1: I'm not an expert at dere types. And 2: Blue and Lavender don't.. exactly have a full personality page on the wiki that I can go off of. (And some might be incorrect because of small details I missed-)

HELP WHAT AN OPENING 😭😭😭

i got a tad distracted looking at all these dere pages to see if these are accurate 🤔 specifically with bacon because i do feel like it depends which ship we're going with here (cause with bluecon he'd be something more akin to tsundere but with every other possible ship he would be deredere i agree)

i agree that blue is definitely a teasedere, tho i think he's a mix of teasedere and smugdere 👀

everything else seems accurate to me tho ✌️ ESPECIALLY ACORN AND RINDERE DUDE.. (and guest is definitely a deredere, just a silent and slightly more mellow one 😭)

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Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

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picture i got at pride last week; here mexico

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This is very dumb but hey

#LMAOO #reblog #tumblr reblog #shitpost #tumblr meme #tumblr memes

guys i promise i'll stop chudding out and clean out the inbox EVENTUALLY, but for now my headmate demands i lock tf in on omega flowey as soon as i get our stupidass studying done so ✌️

#yes we finally got undertale after 9 years in the fandom. we actually beat everyone on third try max despite it being a few years-#-since we've seen some of these battle patterns.. ofc the average monster isn't omega flowey so. wish me luck with that LOL #🩹; mod speaks #❌; not noobsquad

Hihi!! ☀️ here again, I was playing Tomodachi Life and gave Lav a soccer outfit for sillies. It got me thinking, if the Noobsquad played sports, which ones would they do? Or would they not do them? I’m gonna try (keyword being try) to give them all sports they’d do 🤔🤔🤔

Bacon would either do something not very competitive or not do sports at all. He mainly doesn’t do it because (HEADCANON WARNING AHEAD!!!!!!) of his leg disability. He gets disappointed that he can’t do as much, but he still tries.

Acorn would do something relating to lifting weights. So probably weightlifting. I feel like she’d be more competitive in terms of sports.

Nooby would probably do swimming. I can see it for some reason.

Guest wouldn’t be interested in sports (other than breaking doors/j), despite being very strong. He prefers writing. He will encourage Nooby from the sidelines, though. Though if professional tag was a thing (idk if it is or not but), he’d be very good at it.

Blue would probably do something like basketball or baseball. I really like the idea of baseball for Blue.

And finally, Lav. Lav is doing soccer because I SAID SO/silly -☀️

oh hello 👀👀👀 thats actually an interesting topic to go for a headcanon im ngl! lets take a l👀k

ohhh, right the leg disability i remember that! thats sad that he cant play with his friends as much tho ueueueue 💔💔💔 tho as someone who used to be cracked at it as a little kid, i think bacon could enjoy table tennis! it doesn't require you to move too much (unless you miss your hit and the ball goes flying behind you across the entire gym.. speaking from experience 😭😭). alternatively bacon does canonically love dancing (as far as i've seen from the body swap episode), which im gonna count as a sport as well, tho idk if your version of bacon could dance too long 💔

oh acorn would be so competitive 😭😭😭 she gets it from bacon.. sideglances the shadowboxing episode (/silly). honestly i think acorn could be good at something like shotput too because of that (idk if other countries have shotput, but it was always a part of our sports days in both primary and high school here so).

actually yea i can see it too 🥹🥹 nooby would so be a swimmer. i also feel like in another universe he could've been a cheerleader if he was like, a high school girl or smth. it fits their personality alot in my humble opinion ❤️‍🩹

yea no i can absolutely see that for guest (LMAO, im imagining him showing up to all of nooby's swim meets now)! also, i just searched it up, and yea, professional tag is a thing! it's called world chase tag, LOL. imagine a noobsquad episode where guest somehow gets enrolled into trials for whatever his local world chase tag team is and gets decently far (not far enough where he actually gets into the competition, but he nearly makes it. he's fine w this tho as he doesn't actually wanna be famous for that) 😭😭😭

ohhh, both basketball and baseball fit blue alot 👀👀👀 perhaps he can do both? im pretty sure basketball and baseball season dont overlap anyways. unless they do.. idk im not a sporty guy and cant be bothered to search this one up despite having just searched up if professional tag was a thing 😭😭 ehh, i think blue is too busy to do anything outside of very casual sports anyways, he cant exactly make commitments to local teams or anything so im sure he'll be fine.

LMAO, I CAN REALLY SEE HER PLAYING SOCCER FOR SOME REASON. i also think she and blue would definitely have tried each other's sports in the past, but unfortunately for both of them, they cant beat the other at their own game 🥀

More noobsquad gender headcanons from Sunny (aka ☀️ anon)!!!!!! Except I was typing all this out and LOST MY PROGRESS… 😕😕😕 btw you can tell who my favorites are and who I don’t care about and for that I’m sorryyy

Im also adding Blucon slop i hope you dont mind

Bacon- Bacon is cis male, he/him in my eyes. But I also can see transfem Bacon, where it’s like, in the future as she decides to experiment with her gender. I can also imagine her asking Acorn for help with stuff like how to style clothes, or do makeup, and Acorn not being able to do those things either. It’s a really silly thought imo…

Acorn- I’ve talked about this before, but I think Acorn is genderfae muehehe 😼😼

Nooby- Nooby wouldn’t really give himself a label, but they use he/they, either set of pronouns work for him tho!!

Guest- I haven’t done much thought about Guest, so he gets to be cis male he/him for now.

Blue- Blue would be transmasc genderfaun. I cant be convinced otherwise ESPECIALLY AFTER SOYBEANS TWITTER POSTS!!!!!!!

Lav- I could see Lav either being cis female or transfem, either one makes sense to me 🤷

Also the blucon slop i promised: imagine Bacon coming to Blue, a bit worried about coming out as transfem to him, only for Blue to be the most supportive person to her ever. Like, immediate phone contact changes, or anything that he can change to make Bacon more comfortable…It might take him a tiny bit to get used to the pronouns change, but I feel like he’d be VERY good at getting the correct pronouns after a little bit. -☀️

oh hello 👀👀👀 welcome back! and yea no idm yaoislop in my inbox ❤️‍🩹 (btw your previous ask actually did make it into the askbox but im assuming that was incomplete anyways. ehhh it doesnt matter anyways tho LOL)

oh ok nvm im immediately taking that back. guys this is not yaoislop its yaourislop ✌️ also awww 🥺🥺🥺 imagine acorn trying to put makeup onto bacon but because she literally never does her makeup ever she js ends up looking like a clown LMFAO. also since acorns are the female counterparts of bacons i feel like in this scenario bacon and acorn could be the one meme where the trans friend goes on HRT and ends up looking like their cis friend post transition 😭

omg 👀👀👀👀 he/they nooby 👀👀👀👀👀 it's just like the nooby fictive in my sys 👀👀👀👀👀👀 noobaby mentioned basically 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 (he says hi btw!)

FUCKKK MY PHONE IS BROKEN AND IM STUCK AT SCHOOL SO I CANT SEE WHAT TWT POSTS YOURE TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW SINCE TWT IS BLOCKED AND SHIT. NOOOOO

yea no i agree with you there 🤔🤔 whether she's cis or trans lav is a she/her girl for sure

awwww wait yea 🥺🥺🥺 i can imagine bacon being like "oughh but what if he doesnt accept me. i mean he always pokes fun at me anyways" to her friends or something to which acorn and guest are like "we'll kick his butt if he doesn't grrr 👿" (well guest is more subtle about it but he'd certainly join in if blue was mean to bacon about being trans) and nooby is js on the side encouraging bacon to be optimistic and then she actually comes out to blue and blue is js. so casual in the most supportive way possible about it. its so different from what bacon is used to that she js gets whiplash, all while nooby is like "i told you so!" 😭😭

Boo

Shedletsky sometimes wishes that Nooby could've had some sort of mom (idk why he just does), but he usually brushes that off with: 'I do my job very well U^U'. (Another joke headcannon; when he was Telamon he'd read fanfics secretly during work 🥹). Despite him usually being a lil troll, he makes sure to never take things to far because he's very epik (WE LOVE YOU SHEDLETSKY)

I'll include some Guest headcannons as well ('Rose said I could come!' Ahhhh Guest 🥀)

Guest sometimes has nightmares about some stuff from his childhood and sometimes feels little after them (iykyk) and uhhhhhhhhhh he likes buttons- like. He doesn't have a collection, but he likes buttons. Weird. GUEST YOU'RE WEIRD NO WONDER YOUR PARENTS DID WHAT THEY-

Uhhhhhh parasite under hat sorry these kinda suck okay bye

SCREAMSJSNSA

(funnily enough i was reading a gregtober fic before remembering to empty my inbox LMAO)

ohhh yea, i think i've heard of alot of single parents feel that way tbh. not to get woke on the noobsquad headcanons blog (/lie im naturally woke, it came w my 5 minority groups ✌️😭🥀) but i think it's due to societal heteronormativity (since gay parents sometimes also feel that way) or whatever. something like that

telamon is so real for ts im literally reading fnaf fanfics and answering my noobsquad headcanons inbox at sch##l 🥹🥹 my shedletsky fictive headmate approves btw ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

oh yea, i actually like to think while he was still an admin, shedletsky did take his trolling too far sometimes (think some of the stuff irlletsky has done to the kids on roblox back in the day lmao), but getting a kid actually mellowed him out (maybe baby nooby got like distressed by something he did at the time and it caused shedletsky to think deeper about how his actions impact others? idk)! still loves trolling but he's more mindful about it these days.

"ROSE SAID I COULD COME" IM CRINEEE HELPP 😭😭😭😭

i do not know the elite ball knowledge you could possibly be referencing, my first instinct was agere guest 🥹🥹 but actually AGERE GUEST IS SO GOATED IT MAKES SM SENSE WAIT....

👀👀👀 ngl i love it when people give characters the random quirky ass quirks (like collections of the most random shit.. in this case buttons) i should do that more. ALSO GUEST NO MY BABYY DONT SPEAK TO MY SON THAT WAY /JK

but awww i can see guest liking buttons 🥹🥹 this actually reminded me of mr maker and his hugeass button collection. i like to think if guest were to have a super fashionable person in his life (like idk, lav? am i remembering ts right guys. i swear lav was like some sort of fashionista in canon.. ehh if not lav i can see nooby being the one to do it) they'd like give him makeovers with like clothes that have hugeass buttons idk

SCREAMS NOT THE PARASITE IN THE HEAD ARSKLDJFDFKSKS

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Hey List Anon here to add headcanons for the noobsquad tales AU for demo 5 :)

Cassie gets alone great with the whole group, mainly Nooby and Bacon

Acorn is the one to kill the main boss dude in the end

The group all dislike Reginald for being mean to Cassie

They absolutely hype Cassie up a lot and just be good friends

Nooby does all the painting mini games, one time Acorn has to do one and it takes forever

Acorn finds Telamon a bit annoying, Guest is chill, and Nooby and Bacon think he is really cool

When the group learns Cassie can use magic they all think it’s super cool

Reginald finds them all annoying, Robur is just glad that they are helping Cassie, Azuri is chill with them

I haven’t really decided who gets the wind force yet, because if I keep up with each person gets one, then one of them gets left out, but Cassie probably chooses which of them gets the Windforce

👀👀👀 hello,,,, 👀👀👀👀👀👀 noobsquad tales update,,,,, 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 lets take a l👀k (ok i'll stop w the emojis now i swear 😭)

cassie would absolutely get along w all of them, she's such a ray of sunshine vro 🥹❤️‍🩹 we yes WE love cassie ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

yeaa, if anyone would kill the main boss it's acorn, the other three are way too chill. that makes me wonder how the rest of the group would react though since it was the first intentional kill in the series (im not counting the blackrock knights in the rewrite shhh 🤫), like cassie may have been knocked out but i dont think the rest of the party would've been.. unless everyone except for acorn were all stupid low on health or something 😭😭😭 or maybe acorn did more of like a daze maneuver in this AU instead of a stab to the chest but accidentally killed him via brain injury? that sounds more like her tbh (but also after the ghostwalker, it could be that she's been more aggressive? idk)

yea no that's so real of them, like i remember at the end of demo 5 going "finneee he apologised ig 🙄" but then i saw a tiktok awhile back that included our introduction to the trinity and holy shit bro he's disrespectful as helll 😭😭 like with azuri and robur they were more so babying her which is also disrespectful but not as much but reginald was uh. yikes!!! (tho, considering the kind of person nooby is, i think he less directly dislikes reginald and more so dislikes the way he treated nooby and his friends)

LMAO, maybe the reason acorn had to do the painting minigame that one time is because nooby's dominant hand got injured or smth, and guest was freaking out about it because it was one of nooby's more significant 'permanent-ish' (in the sense that nooby couldnt move smth properly) injuries and bacon was also freaking out and cassie was trying to heal nooby's hand and someone had to do the painting puzzle while allat was happening so acorn stepped up ig 😭😭

LMAOO yea that sounds about right 🥹🥹 nooby goes all, "whoaaaa he's so cool" and bacon is like "yeah did you see how he jumped off the ledge like a bird!!! that's so awesome!!!" meanwhile acorn is js standing beside them like 🫩🫩🫩

omg yea, i can absolutely see them all tweaking out about ts to varying degrees 😭😭😭

yea that also sounds about right 😭😭 i imagine nooby especially helped the group pass robur's trials with flying colours LMAO (i think acorn would've retained the info stuff better while nooby helped alot w the emotional stuff. tho i think guest was also useful in both fields!! sorry bacon im not saying youre a bum youre js outmatched 😭)

oh yeaa, cause 7 swords and all. checks notes on who has which sword.. uhh i dunno actually. ig it'd all depend on who you think cassie bonds with the most, because i imagine she'd have a heart to heart with someone in the noobsquad i js dunno who 🤔

"You're supposed to be making the last 3 headcannons. But you're asking stupid questions U^U"

NO I'M NOT I'M TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS-

Soo.. stupid question, but I was looking through noobsquad stuff and.. I have a question, why does Builderman sometimes get the gray-skinned treatment? I know that he had an avatar like that, but- uhh.. yeah- idk- there's nothing wrong with it! (I drew noobsquad Shed with feathers- .....maybe that's why- design choices- AAAAA)

ANYWAYS. NO MORE BUILDERMAN. I HATE HIM NOW. HE NEEDS TO GET FORSAKENED/J I SAY TO MUCH ABOUT HIM. #BUILDERMANNEEDSTOGOTOSUPERHELL

Anyways! ILL TELL YOU ABOUT Skyler once more JINGLE JINGLE

Skyler would at first be kinda standoffish about the noobsquad. She would be hesitant to talk with them because my shayla didn't really think they belonged with them, and they didn't wanna be the punching bag again ☹️ but eventually, Skyler bumped into the group, the stupid things were doing something and for some reason they needed a 5th person so they asked her if she'd like to join whatever they were doing 🥹 she was hesitant, but decided to participate. Aaaaand THEY ALL FRIENDS YAYYYY NO ONE DIES HAPPY ENDING

also I killed the milipede with a book

ohhh wait right some people do draw builderman with grey skin huh? it's so normal to me as someone who got introduced to roblox fandoms via forsaken that i highkenuinely didnt even notice what was off about it 😭😭 but yea i think it's mainly mandella effect, outside of noobsquad literally no one uses the current version of the builderman avatar, the grey one is the mainstream design that everyone uses (js like how almost no one uses the bald crown version of shed's avatar)

anyways YES!!! SEND THAT MAN TO FORSAKEN TAKE HIS WHIMSY AWAY HE DISGUSTS MEEE /J

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ouhhh no skylerrr 🥺🥺🥺 my shaylaaa 💔💔 but lmao wait my brain is lowk cooking smth for this scenario hold up 👁️

ok so i was thinking, maybe there was some sort of competition with some sort of reward that bacon really wanted (and/or maybe builderman was hosting it?). and bacon really wanted to compete in it, but it was a teamwork related competition that required 5 people per team, and obviously, the noobsquad only has like 4 people.

so like since bacon literally would not leave the other 3 alone about this, they agreed to ring up everyone they knew.. okay they were mainly ringing up people guest knew. but blue and lav were busy and rose couldn't come because uhh let's say there was some sort of event at the orphanage the kids had been really looking forward to for ages, and dummy needed her help to run it, so she couldn't come like at all.

so yea atp the noobsquad was growing desperate and they were kinda just looking around and asking people to be their teammates in the competition atp (like in the interactive story soybean js released. but yk for the competition instead of cake flavours) 😭😭😭 but obviously everyone kept saying no because they didn't wanna participate in the competition (especially w some randos they didn't even know).

then eventually they run into skyler and although skyler is reluctant at first bacon is desperateee 😭😭 so because bacon is lowk begging on his knees, and skyler has kinda been looking from the outside into this friend group for awhile now (i imagine skyler is like their neighbour or something), they eventually agree to team up with them and its history from there ✌️

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I ship Roblox with Nooby. It’s like that Grumpy x Sunshine shipper I'm like dying for. And if anyone can fix Roblox, it’s Nooby

oooh, interesting 👀👀👀 i don't personally ship it but i get the potential! makes me wonder how you'd want to like, set up the ship to sail (metaphorically speaking), since they havent really interacted directly like at all in canon 🤔🤔🤔

^ uh sorry that wording sounds weird actually LMAO. what im saying is i wonder what their direct first meeting would be like since they've never interacted directly in canon afaik LMAO

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Builderman can be grabbed by the scruff, like a puppy. but It has a 50% chance to make him choke a bit. I don't know the the hell he can even be grabbed like that since.. HUMANS CAN'T BE GRABBED LIKE THAT. And he has no neck. (His hood, perhaps? That could be a substitute) But it's alright. It's a silly roblox show, logic isn't supposed to exist 🥹

(I need to work on the secret character headcannons (Shedletsky and 2 others) but I literally have no ideas 💔)

WHY DIDNT MY RESPONSE SAVE 👿👿👿 pmo pmo

anyways, LMAO OFC BUILDERMAN CAN BE GRABBED LIKE THAT. i imagine he only found out bcs roblox did it once bcs he was 'misbehaving' by his standards and then. that happened 😭😭😭 (also, i agree, hood seems like a good idea!!!)

shedletsky mentioned btw 👀👀👀👀 awakens

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After these I'll include the secret characters 🥹

Creepy Beach Guy: He is a big anime dweeb, and the reason why his stuff is so overpriced is because he needs enough money to buy magical girl manga and to buy more dating sims 🥹

Evil teddy bear thief: Before he stopped stealing teddy bears, he would also go to the beach and kick down sand castles. HE WAS TRULY EVIL!

Riley/Genius Galactic The Great: His parents aren't there most of the time. He claims that it's fine, and that a genius like him can properly take care of himself. The only issue? He can't cook well. And he doesn't have that much money, so he can't really just go out and buy stuff.

Damien/Dummy: The reason why he can run as fast as he can, is because he had to do a lot of running back then since the orphans were always running around and scaling buildings. AND SOMETIMES THEY'D FALL.

Cheyenne: She spoils Coconut! She buys a bunch of different treats, and new kibbles. Hoping that it'll get her lil doggo to warm up quicker and to STOP BEING A MENACE! It never works. But Coconut really enjoys the treats! So, one point for Coco! Zero for Cheyenne.. -w-"

👀👀👀 more headcanons,,, (i couldve answered ts last night but my brain was lowk mush at the time, and then instead of letting me be in peace during our extended midday homeroom, I WAS FORCED TO GO TO A BUMASS ASSEMBLY 👿👿 so mb for the delay 🥀)

OH MY GOD HE WOULD. HE ABSOLUTELY WOULD IT ISNT EVEN A JOKE 😭😭😭 NOOBSQUAD SOLVED REAL /SILLY

TEDDY BEAR THIEF.. HOW COULD YOUU (im imagining him js kicking down a huge ass sandcastle, like the big one noobsquad made in their beach episode i think 😭😭)

RILEYYY ☹️☹️💔💔 honestly his parents not being around explains alot though, sure i think he's also js partially outcasted on account of being neurodivergent (he js gives off the vibe tbh idk why) but he's so socially awkward and not like in a normal way i mean he reads like someone who hasn't been socialised at all. like there's no way his parents are present enough in his life 😭😭

LMAO, i imagine he js had to deal w some wannabe parkourer orphans or something (actually i can imagine lav filling that role tbh 🥀 and she'd probs get blue to develop a passion for it too but i think she's the bigger parkourer out of the two) except they were actually GOOD, and not only were they good but they kept getting BETTER. and then they like influenced the other kids to pull off the same stunts too 😭😭

awwww yea i can see her being the sort to spoil coconut 🥹🥹 too bad it doesnt work 🥀

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I'm komi the noobsquad fairy with more heacannons that don't mean much 🥹

Rose: She's pretty good at singing, however.. she's admittedly kinda shy about it. So you won't hear her sign often! (She's fine with humming soft lullabies to some of the younger orphans)

Lavender: She can purr. I know the cat stuff is just apart of the gear she requested.. BUT ITS CUTE. ALRIGHT?!

Blue: He's fine with eating crickets (KILL HIM WITH FIRE JE NEEDS TO DIE FORVER/J) He gets Bacon to cook them for him 🥹🥹🥹

Builderman: underneath his hat is a parasite/IM JOKING GUYS ILL STOP WITH THE DHMIS STUFF FR THIS TIME!! Anyways- proper headcannon. He can't say certain words out loud without completely fumbling over them.

Roblox: He's colorblind 😔 he's depressed because all he sees is black and gray/silly

whoaaa... guys look its the noobsquad godmother!! /silly (idk what i was cooking w that joke 🥀)

actually wait that fits her alot 👀👀 thats adorable aww 🥹 (imagine guest and/or dummy js walked in on her singing to one of the younger orphans once LMAO. she freaked out for sure ✌️💔)

its ok she'd purr for the love of the game trust ❤️‍🩹 kit (<- my oomf who is not on tumblr as of current but a guy can dream 🥀) if youre seeing this: you wanna project your unanekumiminess on lav oooo oooooo (idk the actual word it was pretty long LOL. but basically thats the word for people who have cat ears and tail, so what lav's gear is)

LMAO I IMAGINE BACON MADE A DISGUSTED FACE AT HIM THE FIRST TIME BLUE REQUESTED COOKED CRICKETS FOR HIM LMAOO (blue managed to get him to do it anyways by using the fact that they do in fact eat crickets in some cultures. bacon was flabbergasted to learn this to say the least)

SCREAMMSS NOT THE PARASITE ITS BACK AAAAAAA 😨😨😰 (also youre right he'd highk struggle pronouncing something stupid like. idk supercalifragalisticexpialidocious??? cant come up w any serious words he may mispronounce rn 😭😭 HE'D HIGHK STRUGGLE WITH TONGUE TWISTERS TOO)

omg that explains everything.. he cant turn on his imagination w this one 💔💔 /silly

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Seems like we gotta seperate this into sections- SO HERE'S THE NOOBSQUAD NOOBSQUAD 🥹 (With a special surprise 👀) HEACANNON TIME YAYYYY

Nooby: He's had that teddy bear ever since he was just a lil pill babeh, and he's VERY attached to it. He's scared to bring it out of the house since he doesnt want to get it dirty, or lose it. (If it does ever get a stain though, Guest is there to help clean it)

Guest: He finds comfort in younger kid shows and books. DON'T ASK. YOUNGER KID SHOWS AND BOOKS ARE CUTE ALRIGHT?!

Bacon: When it comes to cooking, he can be quite hard on himself if it doesn't turn out that good. He tries to just accept that it was just a fluke and that he can try again next time, but he still mentally beats himself up over it.

Acorn: That angel pin from the theme park is slowly draining her energy anytime she wears it. (DESTROY IT WITH FIRE)

Skyler (Yoohoo, its the popular hypothetical 5th member!): Skyler goes by any pronouns. They don't really care about what they wear. It doesn't mater if it's an outfit targeted towards a female audience, or something that's targeted towards a male audience. If it's comfy, they buy. Skyler used to be in a friend group with the ramen noodle hair girl and the Lin avatar bundle girl, but they eventually started distancing themselves. They were the punching bag of the group, and it was really starting to effect them! One day, they met the Noobsquad and finally felt like they belonged somewhere

Studway worker: He's underpaid and seems to be cold at first, but once you get to know him you'll see that he's actually pretty nice and considerate! He's just constantly exhausted, and trying to make ends meet.

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lets take a l👀k,,,

dude our brains are synced istg cause i was js thinking about how my nooby might be attached to a teddy bear for similar reasons. tho w the pill baby part i have an even better reason for them to be super attached to it 👀👀👀 also nooby is so real for that (i dont have that sort of attachment to anything i own but like i have friends who do yk?) and AWW THAT PART W GUEST IS SO CUTE 🥺🥺

guest is so real for that, kid shows are clearly superior media ✌️❤️‍🩹 bluey is da goat btw im not taking any arguments on ts

AWWW BACON NO 🥺💔 ITS OKAY BACON EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES DONT FEEL BAD.. JS LOOK AT HOW BAD ACORN IS AT COOKING IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.... /SILLY

OH MY GOD NO??? ACORN ACORN TAKE IT OFF I BEGGG

👀👀👀 RARE SKYLER MENTION??? FUCK YESS!!! honestly looking at their default outfit.. yea that checks out 😭😭 blud does not gaf. also NOOO NOOOOO SKYLER MY SHAYLAAA 🥺🥺 its ok bro i understand what who said that 😨😨 (atleast they found a great friend group tho ❤️‍🩹 i should rewatch noobsquad sometime i miss these guys)

yea that checks out, bro has the burntout resting bitch face 💔💔 studway worker we need to get you a better job twin ✌️

here's my interpretation of the shedletsky = nooby's dad headcanon/AU because im bored lalala

(oh yea my version of nooby is a they/them btw so yea dont mind me using a noncanon set of pronouns lmao)

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