#noobsquad bacon

[chocobje]

Noobsquad! This series gives me so much joy

[kutales]

whateverrr [unbloxxes your noobsquad]

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i imagine the noobsquads closets are such a mixture of clothes accidentally getting left from changing in pajamas or stealing or lending . acorn forgot her jacket at noobys . guest lends her one of his in exchange . guest needs a suit, so bacon lends him one . bacon and nooby swap pajamas for fun . none of these things ever end up back in their own closets . they all have at least two guest jackets . their greed sickens me

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HAHA NO CAUSE THIS IS SO CANON

their greed sickens me too.. 😾😾

guys they didn't even have to borrow each other's clothes (save for bacon with acorn's scarf) they literally js dug in their own closets for ts ✌️😭😭

[shadowthedragoncat]

[kittyote]

soybean, reveal bacon as a canon trans woman and you will be reincarnated into a beautiful lotus flower

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I did something.. *Points at the drawings* for context on the group picture one which I kinda dislike- Shedletsky came to visit his child! And he saw an opportunity to scare Bacon so he did- THE TOP ONE IS MY NEWER DESIGN SFSJFNFKSEJRLEFBISD (The speech bubbles for him are purple because.. Brighteyes 👉👈)

more art in inbox,, lets take a l👀k,,, 👀👀👀

speaking of which, i see the "lets take a l👀k" reference on guest and acorn youre not slick..

WAIT GASP ITS MY BELOVED. "SHEDLETSKY IS NOOBY'S DAD" HEADCANON YOURE BACK WITH THE MILK OMG ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 (also THE SPEECH BUBBLE DETAIL IS ADORABLE AWW 🥺🥺)

anyways, LMAO OFC HE'D SCARE ONE OF NOOBY'S FRIENDS IN THEIR FIRST MEETING. i like to think that unlike nooby, bacon actually recognises who shed used to be too like i think he'd freak tf out because "WHY IS JOHN SHEDLETSKY HERE???"

i was gonna say it'd be fun if guest knows but considering nooby never met guest's family before the orphanage episode i think it'd actually be reasonable to say guest is surprised too 😭😭 but due to the tidbits nooby has told him about his parents before i think after the initial surprise he'd be like "ohh that makes sense actually"

OOH AND I THINK ACORN WOULD TRY AND ASK ABOUT HER PARENTS TOO (it could be interesting if shedletsky and brighteyes were still admins around the time john and jane got banned, and if the does were maybe related to those two's retirement. and if the four of them were friends. nooby could've met acorn way earlier 😭).

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Hey, List Anon here

Since Block Tales demo 5 is coming soon, I figure I would drop some quick noobsquad tales headcanons

When they first met Griefer and when Griefer realized Guest couldn’t speak, he mocked Guest about it

When they first got to properly talk to Shedletsky, they explained what happened and ask about a way to go back to their time, Shedletsky said that gathering all the swords could probably help without explaining why(he’s lying to get them to the work for him)

Nooby got along with the cheerful tree people in the giant tree and visited them when they visited the city again to help Griefer

When they first used the ship in a bottle, they keep crashing into everything

Bacon has lost the ball during battle a bit too many times but he always finds it afterwards

MY GOAT IS BACK OMGGG 🥹🥹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 lets take a l👀k

😨😨 GRIEFER YOU CANT SAY THAT (i js know he's getting extra slimed out for that during the griefer battles 🥀🥀)

"guys theyre literally called the swords of time ofc they can get you back to your present!!!" - shedletsky (lying). imagine our system's player block tales shaking eir fist at shedletsky angrily here

omg yesss nooby would love those guys so much 🥺🥺 i imagine he's like accidentally holding up the rest of the party from saving mayor thaniyel cause he js stops to have full on conversations with each and every one of them LMAOO

"oh i think im getting the hang of this no- AAAAAAAAA" "OH MY GOD NOOBY WE'RE GONNA CRASH LET ME STEER" "BACON YOURE ABOUT TO RA-" *boat capsizes and everyone falls off and- OH MY GOD BACON IS DROWNING*

LMAO i imagine bacon has to use dynamite or shovel as a crutch whenever he loses the ball 😭😭 or he js straight up wastes a turn or two (or even leaves the battle temporarily) looking for it. and acorn gets like progressively more and more annoyed at him for losing the ball especially like as the threats get bigger and bigger 😭😭

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Seems like we gotta seperate this into sections- SO HERE'S THE NOOBSQUAD NOOBSQUAD 🥹 (With a special surprise 👀) HEACANNON TIME YAYYYY

Nooby: He's had that teddy bear ever since he was just a lil pill babeh, and he's VERY attached to it. He's scared to bring it out of the house since he doesnt want to get it dirty, or lose it. (If it does ever get a stain though, Guest is there to help clean it)

Guest: He finds comfort in younger kid shows and books. DON'T ASK. YOUNGER KID SHOWS AND BOOKS ARE CUTE ALRIGHT?!

Bacon: When it comes to cooking, he can be quite hard on himself if it doesn't turn out that good. He tries to just accept that it was just a fluke and that he can try again next time, but he still mentally beats himself up over it.

Acorn: That angel pin from the theme park is slowly draining her energy anytime she wears it. (DESTROY IT WITH FIRE)

Skyler (Yoohoo, its the popular hypothetical 5th member!): Skyler goes by any pronouns. They don't really care about what they wear. It doesn't mater if it's an outfit targeted towards a female audience, or something that's targeted towards a male audience. If it's comfy, they buy. Skyler used to be in a friend group with the ramen noodle hair girl and the Lin avatar bundle girl, but they eventually started distancing themselves. They were the punching bag of the group, and it was really starting to effect them! One day, they met the Noobsquad and finally felt like they belonged somewhere

Studway worker: He's underpaid and seems to be cold at first, but once you get to know him you'll see that he's actually pretty nice and considerate! He's just constantly exhausted, and trying to make ends meet.

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lets take a l👀k,,,

dude our brains are synced istg cause i was js thinking about how my nooby might be attached to a teddy bear for similar reasons. tho w the pill baby part i have an even better reason for them to be super attached to it 👀👀👀 also nooby is so real for that (i dont have that sort of attachment to anything i own but like i have friends who do yk?) and AWW THAT PART W GUEST IS SO CUTE 🥺🥺

guest is so real for that, kid shows are clearly superior media ✌️❤️‍🩹 bluey is da goat btw im not taking any arguments on ts

AWWW BACON NO 🥺💔 ITS OKAY BACON EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES DONT FEEL BAD.. JS LOOK AT HOW BAD ACORN IS AT COOKING IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.... /SILLY

OH MY GOD NO??? ACORN ACORN TAKE IT OFF I BEGGG

👀👀👀 RARE SKYLER MENTION??? FUCK YESS!!! honestly looking at their default outfit.. yea that checks out 😭😭 blud does not gaf. also NOOO NOOOOO SKYLER MY SHAYLAAA 🥺🥺 its ok bro i understand what who said that 😨😨 (atleast they found a great friend group tho ❤️‍🩹 i should rewatch noobsquad sometime i miss these guys)

yea that checks out, bro has the burntout resting bitch face 💔💔 studway worker we need to get you a better job twin ✌️