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[vriska]

who did you have to kill to get this url

[you-cant-fuck-megaman]

what about the copy robot

it appears to copy the person it's fighting no matter who they are so if it copied a human...

so this took me down a fucking hole to dig things up, let me tell you

so the copy robot is a "3D copy" of the robot that it's fighting, often more specifically megaman. however, powered up's questionably-canon status also shows that it's capable of copying the other robot masters as well. given that it can copy both appearances and weapons, this means it must scan and copy the schematics of things as well, but its weakness to Fire Storm/Hyper Bomb and Top Spin means that the materials used to make it are really, really flimsy. which means that it's a 3D printed copy, made out of malleable and destructible materials. and 3D printed copies of people don't exist yet.

HOWEVER

there is a field in development called bio-printing, which makes use of 3D printing with cellular information to create biological things. almost just a month over last year, medical fields are currently figuring out ways to 3D print organs and skin for use either in procedures and/or to help students practice operating on things.

likewise, the human genome has already been put up on github. it's open-source, btw. the problem is actually compiling it into a usable format, which is where, i'm sure you can imagine, some issues start to arise. the sex toy market has fucking blossomed due to 3D printers and the wide variety of different materials, components, and schematics that can be spread on the internet, but you will note that the peens are just the peens by themselves!!! you start trying to attach things onto the peens as supplementary material and then things start going wrong!!!!!!

the problem with copy robot copying a human is that the materials can only go so far before an attempt at replicating the actual inner finer workings of how a human is set up will just cause a horrifying crumpled mess to appear, rather than a rock-hard demi-human reverse-cyborg cock ready to sloppy that floppy. copy robot copies a human. and then due to his genome sequence being incapable of working in his own body, his muscular system never properly works and just consistently contracts, and contracts, and contracts, and his internal structure becomes incapable of supporting itself. and he just all folds down like a goddamn accordion.

utterly horrifying, tbh, but still not as horrifying as trying to fuck wily's ctrl+c and ctrl+v job.

[calware]

what the fuck is a tumblr html editor

[lowqualityundertaleedits]

ralsei being cute

it turned into more of a sad boi edit than anything so just take what you will

[shittycronusdaily]

cronus is in a kismesis relationship with a type of literal candy. this is official

[lowqualityhomestuckedits]

gamzee and eridan. no i don't know why i said gamzee

[you-cant-fuck-megaman]

do you think karate requires swords

while the probable ancestor of karate, okinawan kobudou, is very highly based off weapon usage (several of which are bladed) and is why a lot of traditional karate kata make use of weapon-based and/or weapon-inspired forms, the truth is that karate actually requires laser guns that shoot lemons and most sensei are lying to their students

[lowqualityhomestuckedits]

you and me going to area 51 and getting dave and others going to area 51 and getting minecraft 2

im so sorry i cannot find the edit this is referencing it has been lost to time apparently