mao mao fanfiction prompts: knight mao au version 2
Bandit King Badgerclops au
similar to the Your Knight au where mao and BC meet as kids and become friends
except instead of royalty, BC’s the son of either criminals or corrupt nobles
mao fends off some of BC’s bullies and swears to protect him
mao’s family are either knights or heroes, shin mao finds out about the criminal activity and has to arrest BC’s parents
BC and gerald become orphans, gerald becomes a magician (conman) with BC as his assistant, and has to raise BC
BC joins the thicket thieves as a teenager and usurps tiny toad a few months in
after a few years of gaining more followers, BC becomes ‘king’ of the sky pirates (general name) and ransacks any kingdom near the airship, which is more modified than the canon one from the show
his most recent goal is the ruby pureheart, not because of legendary stuff, but because he heard it grants wishes
BC’s best known as the bandit king, so mao doesn’t know it’s him when king snugglemagne hires him to get rid of the sky pirates
tanya keys is also hired by the king as back up for mao
there’s this whole other thing where BC semi blames mao for what happened to him because he broke his promise (to protect BC) and a few other misunderstandings
mao stays on the ship with BC for a while under the guise of being held captive before crashing the air ship and running away with him
alternative: BC gets turned in to the authorities but somehow only gets ‘community service’, mao has to ‘watch over him’ but they basically wander around and help people in the kingdoms that BC targeted from before
alternative: BC actually captures mao and tries to get ransom from the mao clan, who don’t come for him, mao is so distraught he joins BC’s pirate crew
alternative: instead of ransom, mao is held captive on the ship for a few days and the ppl below label him as a traitor and accomplice to the bandit king, forcing him to become a villain since nobody will listen to the truth
other notes
tanya keys is a neutral party, more like an informant/ bounty hunter
she’s worked with both the authorities and the sky pirates
mao and BC were each other’s first friends (on 2 legs) and first crushes
BC’s crew consists of:
thicket thieves: tiny toad, bullmozer, ratracer
sky pirates: coby/ tanner/ orangusnake (they unfuse more often in this au), ratarang, ramaraffe, boss hosstrich, some of the ones from the first episode
bounty hunter: temporary status, tanya keys
the airship cargo includes:
multiple dance rooms
really big kitchen
massive treasure room
I Spy advanced camera network
room full of junk for when he gets ultra focus
one of the junk items is mao’s wooden sword, which he gave BC after getting geraldine
inspired by @cringe-geek’s mermao au, @chex-nix‘s humanized pirate au, and the small amount i know about the shape of water from other fandom’s fanfics
pirate badgerclops x mermaid mao mao
mao leaves home to become an adventurer on land and defeat monsters his family has never seen before in order to prove that he’s just as good as them
he saves honey from a sea monster and she gives him a necklace that can translate land person and mer language
camille gives him a potion that extends the amount of time his tail becomes legs indefinitely
BC’s the newest member of his pirate crew and is stuck with all the odd jobs/ being the muscle
mao accidentally gets caught in the Thicket Thieves’ fishnet on his way to shore, and BC is assigned as his care taker (feeding, tank cleaning, health inspection, etc.)
at some point the Sky Pirates ambush their ship and BC forgets to secure mao’s tank all the way
mao frees himself, snatches the translation necklace and geraldine, and makes his way up to the deck just in time to burst through the doors (hella nakey), and intercept OS from attacking BC
bonus story stuff:
mao’s arms were too tied up for him to reach for geraldine and free himself from the fishing net (see explanation in extra notes)
mao says ‘keep away from my clops!’ right before saving BC
BC would info dump/ complain about his cabin mates to mao when he was looking after him, cleaning the tank, or just tinkering with stuff
mao would either be knocked out (before trusting BC) or put in a barrel/ tub of water (after trusting BC)
mao knows a little about how BC’s robo arm works, (for later in the story when he helps BC clean up the inside like from the break up ep)
after the fight, BC gives mao one of his shirts even tho it’s HUGE on him, because:
mao just fought 4 enemy pirates in the nude
BC’s the only one who’s clothes mao would accept
extra notes:
geraldine (and all the golden weapons) can transform into an earring
translation necklace inspired by ursula’s necklace from the little mermaid but it looks like THIS
merpeople can learn land person language, but land people can’t learn merperson language
if a mermaid’s tail dries out they can be on land for a certain amount of time, usually a few hours
the amount of time depends on how strong the mermaid is but the longest is around 2 1/2 days
great great aunt blackbeard was one of the only other mermaids who adventured on land
she’s kind of like scuttle the seagull, but better informed (the info itself is a little outdated now tho)
she taught mao how to siren sing as a hypnosis/ getaway tactic, in case the enemy was too strong or outnumbered him
quoting something @thepureheartbishoujoevalana in the discord chat
“in mermaid culture sharing food is considered very intimate, giving someone food shows that you care more about their wellbeing than your own”
in which (after getting legs) BC makes a ton food for mao because he felt kind of bad he kept feeding him raw fish even though mao ate all of them, and mao thinks he’s hitting on him
“I thought you said we were going to your hideout. Why are we back at the café?“
Badgerclops got in line before abruptly turning around and letting go of Mao’s arm.
“Ok, FIRST OF ALL,” he said, shoving his index claw into the other’s face, “I said we were going to the Thicket Thieves hideout. I’m not part of them anymore since like, yesterday, when they left without me. You were literally there dude.”
“SECOND OF ALL,” Mao jerked back at the second claw being waved in his face, “We’re here because we need to come up with a plan. Also cuz I got hungry from all that yelling. Hehehe.”
Mao scoffed, shoving his paw to the side. “Plan? What plan? We go there, kick butt, capture them and bring them to justice. Easy peasy!” he said, hands on his hips and a smug look on his face.
“Uh, no dude. You might've won yesterday but-”
“Of course I won! I-“
“ShushushushSSHHH!! Don’t interrupt me,” Badgerclops said, leaning down to shush the other like a librarian.
Mao gave a disgruntled huff and crossed his arms. Badgerclops stood back up and they continued down the line.
“Anyways, as I was saying. Yes you beat them yesterday, but this time we’ll be on their turf.”
“Welcome to Beanboozled, where you may or may not get what you ordered. What can I get you?“ asked the cashier. “Hey wait, aren't you that guy from yesterday?“
"Haha yeah. Everything on this list please.” Badgerclops smiled, taking 3 sheets of paper from one of the tool belt pockets. “Oh, and whatever this guy’s getting.” he said, nudging Mao forward.
---At the table---
“Obviously I wasn’t the only one who was good with cybernetics and we had our own spaces, so there’s gonna be traps and stuff I don’t know about.”
Badgerclops took a bite from one of the many scones scattered around their booth, crumbs flying everywhere. Mao wrinkled his nose, wiping at the ones that landed on his face.
“Stop talking with your mouth full, that’s disgusting!“
Badgerclops rolled his eye and shoved another pastry into his mouth. “Pssshhh, you’re not my dad, dude. Lay off.“
“I’m stronger than your dad!“
“I’unno man, my dad’s pretty buff.”
Despite the... ‘misunderstanding’ at the mechanic’s place, it was still fun to see Mao riled up. Badgerclops snickered. “For real though, got any ideas on what to do once we get inside?”
“Hmmm, do you have a layout of the place or something? Last time I had the element of surprise.”
“Already on it dude.“ Badgerclops held up a quick sketch of his previous hideout.
Mao raised a brow. “Impressive.”
“I know~.”
*AHEM* Mao coughed into his fist, blushing a little. Stupid, sassy cyborg. “A-Anyways, what if we-“
---With the Thicket Thieves---
This sucked.
In just one day they’d lost their loot, their muscle, and their dignity. Also a few cybernetic parts but nothing a bit of mugging a few strangers in the desert couldn’t fix.
The biggest problem was finding someone to replace Badgerclops. Granted he’d been a bit soft at times, but he was also their most intimidating member. Not to mention their only ranged fighter now that Tiny Toad thought about it.
Sigh, they really should have brought weapons.
At least they’d been able to nick a sweet, mostly fixed aerocycle and get back to the base. A base that looked like it had been broken into.
“Bloody hell, now what?“ He was dirty and tired and just wanted to sleep already.
The trio cautiously entered. One of Ratracer’s ears twitched.
“They’re in the kitchen,” she whispered, nodding towards the noise. The sounds of pots and pans being tossed around got louder the closer they got.
“We jump them on three.“ Toad said. “One. Two. THREE!!“
*PEW!*
“GAAAAHH!!”
The three bandits didn’t even get a chance to attack when a sudden blast of energy fired over their heads. The tips of Ratracer’s ears were slightly singed because she didn’t duck fast enough.
“Wait a tick. Badger?!?“ she exclaimed.
Tiny Toad and Bullmozer looked up from their crouched positions to see the missing member of their gang in the middle of the kitchen. His blaster arm was still pointed at them and he was... eating a sandwich??
“What’re you doing here Badger? I thought the cops got t’ya or something haha -hhkkk!“ Bullmozer was cut off by a swift kick to the shin by their leader.
“Badgerclops! So good to see you ol’ chap. No hard feelings about leaving you there right? Ratracer can only take so much weight and we thought you were behind us.” Tiny Toad said.
The three of them stepped inside the kitchen as Badgerclops lowered his arm.
“I’m only here to get my stuff and resign from being part of the Thicket Thieves.“
“Isn’t that my sandwich?“ Ratracer piped.
“Now now Badger, let’s not be hasty. I’m sure we can work this out.“ Tiny Toad said. They couldn’t have him quit now, it was partially his fault for not doing his job and shooting the cat in the first place.
Badgerclops narrowed his eye. “I don't think we can. MAO MAO, NOW!” he yelled, transforming his arm into a cannon and shooting a net at the leader of the Thicket Thieves.
Mao burst out from the cupboard behind Ratracer and tackled her to the ground while Badgerclops and Bullmozer duked it out a few feet away. The mole had crushed part of Badgercops’ robo arm as they grappled.
Bullmozer smirked, thinking he had the upper hand, when he was suddenly decked across the face by Badgerclops’ normal arm and put into a headlock. Mao finished subduing his opponent and started dragging her over to the others.
“BWAHAHAHA you’re right it worked.” Mao smiled, helping Badgerclops disable any hidden cyborg weapons the thieves might’ve had and tying the three up.
They were just about to leave when Badgerclops sprinted back inside.
“Badgerclops what’re you doing!“ Mao yelled after him.
“It’s cool dude, I just gotta get one last thing from my room!“
A few seconds later he was charging towards Mao and the Thicket Thieves, new arm in place. Badgerclops scooped the trio up in his robo arm and grabbed Mao’s gloved paw before hightailing it out of there. He rushed over to the aerocycle parked outside and threw them on.
“What’s going on?!?“
“No time to explain, DRIVE!“
They’d almost made it to the town when an explosion was heard in the distance. Right where the Thicket Thieve’s hide out used to be.
“OUR BASE!!“
Mao looked back at his companion. “What did you do?”
Badgerclops shrugged. “Eh, just chucked my busted arm inside and set it to detonate after a few minutes. No biggie.”
The other four looked wide eyed at him.
“What?“
---In Town---
“Welp! That’s that.“ Mao clapped his paws free of dust. They’d just finished turning in the Thicket Thieves to the mayor of the town. “Just another days work for a legendary hero such as myself.“
“Haha yeah man,“ Badgerclops laughed. “See you around I guess.“
Mao deflated, confused. “Wait!“
“Hmm?“
“You, uh, you still have to help me with my aerocycle! Besides, I offered to work together.“ Mao offered up a handshake.
“You were serious about that?“ Badgerclops said, incredulous.
“Well yeah of course,” Mao let his paw drop a little. “Unless you don’t want to anymore? I thought we worked well together back there.“ He kicked at the floor a little.
Badgerclops looked from Mao’s paw to his face and back again... before breaking into a large grin and sweeping him into a giant bear hug just like the first time.
“HHMMMPPHH?!?!“
Badgerclops just laughed and hugged his new friend tighter.
originally the plan was for mao to ‘pass out’ and be tied up
badgerclops was going to bring him to the bandit hide out (thicket thieves would already be there) and pretend to forgive his old crew before double crossing them with mao mao
The doorbell rang as another group of customers walked into the café.
Mao Mao was taking a break, aerocycle getting repaired after taking some pretty serious hits in his last fight.
*sip* Mmmmm. This was really good coffee. He should get a refill... maybe after another bite of his triple berry slump (the closest thing to cobbler he would dare to eat).
”Welcome to Beanboozled, where you may or may not get what you ordered, what can i get yo- AAAAAAHHH!!!”
Maos head snapped up to see an, admittedly buff, badger with an eyepatch pointing his arm blaster at the cashier, the small toad on his shoulder giving orders to two other two cyborgs.
“Hand over your valuables or the Thicket Thieves will do you up a treat!!” the toad exclaimed.
The lackeys started shaking customers down.
“All right then vagrant, you know the deal, cash in the bag yeah?“ the mole bandit nudged at Maos elbow, trying to move him along.
__________
“Hurry up, hurry UP!!“ Tiny Toad urged the cashier. She panicked and dropped some of the money.
“I’m sorry! I’m trying as fast as I can!!“ she cried, getting on her knees and shoveling as much as she could into the sack.
“Man, do we really have to do this?“ Badgerclops muttered.
“What was that?“ snapped Tiny Toad, sharply side eyeing his larger companion.
“UH- I MEAN-“
*CRASH!*
The two looked over at a dazed Bullmozer before turning to see a black cat cloaked in red, standing on a table and brandishing a golden sword at Ratracer.
Some of the customers were inching towards the exit, a few had already taken the chance to flee the scene.
In one fluid motion the cat leapt at Ratracer, weapon slashing through the air as she tried her best to dodge.
“GRAAAAAAAAAAA!!!“ Bullmozer had shaken himself out of his stupor and was charging the sword wielding assailant.
Tiny Toad was hopping from foot to foot, frantically trying to assess the situation.
“Ah bugger,” he cursed, “we should have brought more weapons. RUN!!“
__________
The toad had jumped off the other’s shoulder and onto the rat girl’s back, joining the mole, who’s left arm was sparking something fierce.
“GO, GO, GO!!“ their leader yelled, the rat revved up her wheel before speeding through the shop’s big window. Mao Mao made to pursue them but had to slice through a table the mole had thrown during the escape.
“GUYS WAIT-OW!“ the remaining bandit tripped over one of the overturned chairs, arm stretched out. “DON’T LEAVE ME HERE!!”
Mao glared down at him, fingers twitching as he readied his sword again.
“WAIT HOLD UP, THIS WASN’T MY IDEA PLEASE! I JUST HAVE PERSONAL ISSUES WITH SOCIAL ACCEPTANCE AND SACRIFICING MY MORAL STANDARDS TO APPEAR COOL!!” The bandit tensed, shoulders raised and ears laid back.
“...“
“...“
__________
Badgerclops took a peak, squinting up at the guy who had singlehandedly defeated the Thicket Thieves and sent his team mates running (without him, what the heck).
The stranger had sheathed his sword and was holding out a gloved hand, pulling Badgerclops up.
Wow, this guy was a lot shorter than he had originally thought, only coming up to about chest height. Hehe cute. Wait, shit he was saying something. Focus Badgerclops, focus!
“I appreciate your honesty friend. How ‘bout we work, together?” The cat held his hand out again for a handshake. Badgerclops just stared at it for a few seconds. Should he really change sides this fast? Hhhmmmm. Buuuuut… his team mates DID leave him. Plus this guy was super cute, and he seemed pretty strong.
“???”
Oh right, guy was waiting for his answer.
Badgerclops swept his new traveling companion into a large hug.
“MMMPPHHH!!!“
“Oh I’m so chuffed!“ Badgerclops exclaimed, “Did I use that right? Chuffed? Oh who cares!!“ He smiled, burying his face into the other’s fur and happily rocking them side to side amongst the debri.
__________
Mao Mao struggled, trying to get out of the taller guy’s strong grip. While the hug did feel really nice, they still had to help clean up the mess, maybe catch the rest of the Thicket Thieves if his new sidekick? co-hero? knew where their hideout was. And if they hadn’t cleared it out and left the town yet.
Actually they should probably introduce each other first. Mao Mao was starting to run out of air (not really, he was just embarrassed) and began to rapidly pat at the other’s side.
The badger pulled away just enough for Mao to take in a gulp of air before putting him down. Mao brushed his cape off.
“I’m Mao Mao, soon to be Legendary Hero,” he grinned.
“M’name’s Badgerclops dude, nice ta meet ya,” Badgerclops smiled back.
“Welp, I guess we have a lot of cleaning to do,” Mao said, already picking up chairs and turning over tables. He turned to look at Badgerclops. “C’mon, it’ll be faster if we do it together”
__________
“Huh? Right right,“ Badgerclops shook his head and followed Mao Mao’s lead.
‘Stop getting distracted by the booty BC‘ he told himself. Badgerclops’ mind started to drift again. ‘Man, even his name’s adorable,‘ he thought, giggling a little to himself.
After they’d finished cleaning up the café and Badgerclops had apologized to the cashier, she gifted each of them with a small bag of pastries.
‘Maybe being a hero’ll be fun’, thought Badgerclops, walking to the inn Mao was staying at and snacking on his reward. ‘Really hope we don't have to walk everywhere tho’
Mao woke up warmer than usual, something heavy pinning him to the bed. A bed that was... moving? Breathing?? He furrowed his brow.
‘Weird.’ He forced his eyes to squint open, soft, white fur filling his vision. Hmmm, that couldn't be right, the inn’s bedsheets were blue. Mao tilted his head upwards and froze, post wake up haze leaving him as he came face to face with a gaping maw- wait no it was just a snoring Badgerclops.
Oh right, he had an adventure partner again. But why did he wake up on top of him???
‘...‘
'Obviously the stress of being left behind by his crew hit him pretty hard and he must have grabbed me in his sleep as a way of physical comfort therapy’, Mao reasoned, nodding to himself while totally not projecting at all.
‘Welp! Time to wake him up I guess.‘ With that Mao shrugged off Badgerclops’ normal arm before repositioning his paws above the other’s pressure points and bladder and standing up on all fours, pushing as much of his weight down as possible.
“YEOWCH!!!“
“Whoa there!“
Badgerclops jolted awake, bucking the cat off of him. Mao tucked into a ball midair and rolled to the side. Hittin the ground he slid into a defensive position before trotting back to his newly awakened partner.
“Glad to see you’re awake! We should get breakfast before checking up on my aerocycle” he grinned, looking towards the door with his hands on his hips.
“Dude,“ Badgerclops wheezed, holding his gut, a tear forming in the corner of his uncovered eye, “what the heck was that for“.
“It seemed like the fastest way to wake you up, now come on!“
Badgerclops pouted. “So not cute” he muttered, watching as Mao strutted jauntily out the door, cape swishing behind him.
__________
“Mmmmmm. Oh man those were some bomb ass pancakes. Totally could have eaten more tho“
Badgerclops glanced at his companion, who looked ahead unphased.
“I told you Badgerclops, I want to get to the mechanic’s early so I can see how much longer it’ll take to fix my baby.”
They’d had some of the inn’s ‘All You Can Eat’ bottomless pancakes before setting out to check on Mao’s bike.
“Y’know, if they’re still not finished with it when we get there, I could fix your bike for you.“
Mao looked up, a little surprised at the offer. “Wait, really?”
“I mean, I do have a robo arm and the technical know how, it’s not like it’d be hard.”
“Huh. That’d actually help a lot if we look at it financially, thanks.” Mao smiled at him before walking even faster.
“Wait Mao that’s not what I- ah whatever” Badgerclops sprinted after him.
__________
He’d barely made it around the corner before hearing his new partner in crime (lol) screaming his head off.
“You did WHAT with my baby?!?!“
Oh that did NOT sound good, better hustle.
The sight he came to was... interesting. Mao was seething. Like, literally foaming at the mouth as he grabbed a goat by the suspenders and shook her. It would’ve been funny since she was a head taller than him if it wasn’t for how pale her face was getting and how feral Mao was acting.
Badgerclops did the first thing he could think of and grabbed the other by the back of his cape, lifting him up and reeling him in for a tight hug.
“Shhhshshshshshshhhh, it’s okay man.“ He started petting the other’s head, smoothing down his ears and rocking him a little. “I don't know what’s going on but I’m sure she has a reasonable explanation, daaawww”
“FASL;DKJL;AKSJDFSDLS!!!“
A few more seconds of petting and Mao had calmed down enough for Badgerclops to put him back on the floor.
“Ahem. Sorry about that citizen. Could you tell me what happened with the bike I dropped off a few days ago?“ Mao pulled out a pen and notepad out of... somewhere, and gave the trembling mechanic his full attention.
“W-well I was almost finished with the repairs yesterday when 2 really beat up characters came in and asked for a transport-"
"Wait but why did you give them Mao’s bike?"
"No no, I didn't mean to give them his bike." She exclaimed, frantically waving her arms in front of herself. "I went to get the keys for one of my rentals but then then I heard a loud revving sound and when I rushed back they were already gone!"
“Hmmm, interesting. Can you describe what they looked like?.“ Mao scribbled something on the notepad.
“Oh yes, um, they were both shorter than your friend over there,” she nodded at Badgerclops,”I remember a lot of orange and yellow. I think the guy’s arm was broken. The girl had a flat tire? Mmmm. There were actually 3 of them, third guy was a really small frog or something.”
Mao froze. “Ma’am,” he asked, “were any of them cyborgs?”
“Huh, now that I think of it yeah, all 3 of ‘em were cyborgs. The guy’s broken arm was sparking a lot.“
Badgerclops’ stomach dropped as he watched Mao whip around to glare at him, ears falling flat.
"YOU!!"
"?!?!"
Mao shoved him.
"This is all YOUR fault!!"
Another shove.
"Were you in on this?! Was this all just a plot to get to my aerocycle?! Huh? HUH?!"
He pressed forward until Badgerclops bumped into a workbench. Tools spilled to the floor and scattered as he tried to calm Mao down again. The mechanic was freaking out behind them, wondering if she was supposed to help or stay out of it.
"Dude quit it! I didn't even know who you were yesterday, how could we have made a plan to steal your bike?!"
"LIAR!"
"I'M NOT LYING!!"
Badgerclops’ voice echoed through the shop. Mao flinched, hesitating a for a second before backing down completely.
"I'm not lying," Badgerclops said again quietly, glancing off to the side. "You were there. You saw those jerks abandon me yesterday."
“...“
“...“
“...“
“Ugh - whatever.“ He stood up in a huff, brushing himself off. “C’mon let’s go.”
