Feb 16, 2016
CEO: we're revolutionizing—
bullshit-level: Normal
CEO: —everything.
bullshit-level: Elevated
CEO: we haven't tried to raise money, so there isn't any funding. However, stock options would be available to the right candidate.
bullshit-level: High
CEO: That's just until we launch our kickstarter in the coming months...
bullshit-level: Catastrophic
CEO: but until then, we're in stealth-mode.
bullshit-level: FAILURE IMMANENT
CEO: How many hours are you prepared to devote per-week to this groundbreaking idea?