#bullshitticus

[norvicensiandoran]

Shoutout to the random person who liked an ancient Bullshitticus joke.

I had almost forgotten that entire thing and I can’t even.

What is this week.

[norvicensiandoran]

Bullshitticus would approve.

[norvicensiandoran]

A little bit ago my phone did this autocarrot thing, where I was like “holy duck we need a saner government.”

I like the autocarrot there. I wonder if the holy duck is Bullshitticuses assistant in throwing important plans together in a last minute panic.

@asksecularwitch ?

[francescaswords]

I’ve been feeling a little bit short on inspiration lately, but I’m trying not to just shut off the page when I can’t think of the next sentence, so this is version three of today’s blog and I will fucking make a statement: I am considering rescinding my atheism.

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[evil-bisexual]

Prayer circle to Bullshitticus during finals

[evil-bisexual]

Praise Bullshitticus May he help me on my midterm tonight, my paper due tomorrow, and my paper due Friday. I eat these noodles in his name, Amen

[evil-bisexual]

Praise Bullshitticus! I got an A on a analysis essay I wrote hours before it was due