"Hah, looks like we were thinking the same thing..."
"Is that traditional saiyan wear? Where did you even get that thing 'geta?"
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"Hah, looks like we were thinking the same thing..."
"Is that traditional saiyan wear? Where did you even get that thing 'geta?"
BONUSES:
I'm thinking about it
Bulma: I created a new device to protect the land!
Chichi: today Goku and I took off our crops and sold half of them
Reader: today I was able to get out of bed, and wash the dishes I need to eat out of. And I didn't have a nervous panic breakdown!
Whis who understands nothing about basic human needs: cool!
I'm reader rn, like hey, little achievements but still achievements.
I mean, we got Bulma out here solving global problems like she's frikin Elon Musk. Then there's Chichi being the ultimate queen of domestic productivity.
And then... reader. A human disaster holding it together like a champ. A gold medal day in the mental Olympics.
I imagined this like a group chat, Bulma sending a pic of her invention, Chichi drops a "we're having a big harvest dinner," you're like "I DID A THING 🥲," and then out beloved Whis reacting "✨cool✨" like an unbothered alien Instagram influencer ("I love you too random citizen")
Masterpost
DBS Masterlist
Let's appreciate our QUEEN and our BAE.
And also - Toyotarou's drawings.
continuing with the theme Yandere! Bulma.You know what would be worse?
Bulma is a selfish possessive person on the verge of being delusional towards the reader.After communicating with the gods, she meets the reader and takes them to the bathroom, it's not just “you. Bathroom. Now”, the woman literally drags the reader into the bathroom to pick up a washcloth and independently scrub someone else's touch, not her or Team Z's, off their skin. It's either neat and gentle or rough and painful depending on Bulma's mood. Think of the “no touch” thing that's hard to get around when you have to hold onto an angel/kaioshin to teleport away.
It literally instills a nasty “touch-bath” habit, like the reader is a tame dog that's been mauled in the mud.
Bulma would have probably drugged the reader with drugs-medicines to keep them from going anywhere, but that idea was pushed to the back of the drawer. As was the idea of a tracking chip/collar.
The reader knows about the dragon pearls, they'd love to wish for them to disappear or for Bulma to forget they exist, but the pearls are all over the world but the radar itself is located at Bulma's. This is dangerous.
The reader begins to avoid contact with anyone, touching anyone. Ignoring the problem (from friends or anyone else) has a negative effect on the psyche, the reader is on the verge of hysteria.
Bulma's excessive affection and love makes the situation worse. Perhaps there is something else that should be noticed but is unnoticed or erased from memory under stress and moral violence.Perhaps, imagine, the reader is in the company of Zeno or Whis and Beerus and they are tactile. Because humans are social creatures. Perhaps before, the reader is just like an human from nowhere they would have forgotten about before, now their friend and interlocutor, the gods don't understand human problems and were in no hurry to deal with it, thinking it would pass.
The gods are tactile, they enjoy the companionship and presence of the reader, but it's stressful for the reader because the gods are definitely followed by a “bath”. The reader freaks out, catches a panic attack and the gods are just at a loss. Though if the reader starts asking for “arrange a hakai in their direction”, it will confuse them even more. Zeno would rather erase Bulma than get rid of his interesting human. The reader sobs in the arms of an angel(Whis or Daishinkan) or god, snuggling up with him because they no longer care that a nasty loofah interaction will follow after they get home Bulma has literally turned the gods against herself.
This starts to look like My Boyfriend Game yk?
(Good game for the twisted minded ones like me)