Welcome to the dark side! This year I will be uploading a small fic/imagine for one prompt for each day of kinktober (aside from days 18, 26 and 31). Here is my masterlist of prompts, and I will upload links here for each respective day.
I have tried to include something for everybody, and each day will be tagged appropriately. It goes without saying that none of this is appropriate for minors, so please DNI.
Hello! I could go for some NSFW poly Vegeta x reader x Bulma 👀 maybe a one shot where the reader is a bit insecure about her looks compared to Bulma (bc let’s be honest she’s super hot)? Thank you 😁
I've been wanting to respond to this one for a while //sobs But work training has been kicking my ass lol (Imagine going from potato lifestyle to immediate athletics work + kids)
So I'm still a bit tired so I can't do a full one shot story style, but I WILL do my usual headcannon style!
NSFW under the cut so MINORS DNI - 18+
•°• VEGETA x Insecure!Reader x BULMA •°•
+ Imagine you all had gone to a beach trip the week before. You were ready to stun your two lovers in the new swimsuit you picked out. But all that confidence went out the window when Bulma came out in her bikini looking absolutely gorgeous.
+ Ever since the trip you got a bit distant and it was starting to show little by little. Bulma and Vegeta had not a single clue why you would be upset, especially after such a nice vacation. It wasn't until they notice you staring solemnly at your reflection in a full body mirror that Bulma got a hint. Vegeta on the other hand needed some explaining.
+ Bulma would slip into the room behind you, wrapping her arms lovingly around your body. "What's with the sad face? You're looking at such a beautiful figure~ What is there to frown about?"
+ At first you tried to jokingly brush it off and tell her you were fine, but Bulma has her ways of getting the answers she wants. It wasn't long before you admitted to her how you felt...lacking in comparison. Bulma was both flattered and upset when hearing this. She was happy you felt so highly about her physique, but not if it meant shaming your own figure.
+ A small smirk appeared on Bulma's face as she hatched an idea. Her hands began to roam over your body. "I think all of you is stunning...your legs...your hips...I especially love these" As the words trailed from her lips, her hands traveled underneath the fabric of your top and began to massage your breasts.
+ You moaned and squirmed as she worked your breast with one hand as the other began to slip downward into your panties. "I think this part of you is quite beautiful too..." She purred before slipping her fingers between your folds.
+ Bulma would then turned you to face Vegeta (Which caught you off guard, how long had he been standing there??) tugging your clothes out of the way so she could put you on display for the prince. "Anything you'd like to say to our beautiful lover??" Vegeta just let out a grunt in response as he stepped forward. He definitely was not the type to show his affection with words, but he had other ways of showing it.
+ You were perfectly sandwiched between the two of them. Vegeta had captured your mouth in an intense make-out session and had wedged his thick thigh between your legs to grind on. Meanwhile Bulma was continuing her ministrations with your breast with one hand and toying with your clit in the other as she nibbled on your neck.
+ It didn't take long before your orgasm hit you hard, causing your body to shudder between the two of them as you rode it out. Vegeta gave you a smug look as he tilted your chin up at him. "Don't think we are done just yet..." You heard Bulma chuckle behind you as she leaned her head on your shoulder. "Oh definitely not...We are going to show you how much we love this body of yours...even if it takes all night~"
+ Prepare for a night of body worship and a LOT of orgasms.
warnings: smut, lewd themes, threesome, oral sex(fem receiving), jealousy, alcohol mention, breast play, vaginal fingering
word count: 0.7k
pairings: Bulma Briefs x Fem!Reader x Yamcha
They’ve been your best friends for so long. You couldn’t help but be jealous of Bulma most of the time. She was so pretty and she could get any boy’s attention. And of course, when you met Yamcha, he charmed you with his shy personality around girls and his protectiveness.
The two of them made a great pair. And though you knew you were more than happy for your friends, it just made you feel a little left out at times. Besides, who wants to be the third wheel all the time? It beat hanging out with Goku who only wanted to train, but only incrementally. Sometimes Goku seemed like the better choice than to watch Bulma and Yamcha give each other lovey dovey eyes.
One night, you’re at the bar with the two of them and a few more of your friends. You sit with your drink, nursing it as you watch all the happy couples on the dance floor have fun. There’s not even a guy here who seems to be worth flirting with.
With your sadness and woes, you begin to grab your things to leave. Yamcha spots you first. He guides Bulma towards you and they both check in on you.
“Hey, you goin’ home already?!” Bulma asks, wrapping her arm around you.
You shrug. “I’m a little tired, babe. I just wanna get to sleep.”
She smirks at Yamcha and then to you. “At least let us get you home.”
She gets one of her drivers to bring you back to Capsule Corp. You’re a little confused, but it wasn’t out of the norm for you to sometimes crash here. Bulma brought you inside and you were ready to head to the guestroom you usually go to, but she tugs on your hand.
“Come to bed with us, babe.”
You’re a little stunned. You look at Yamcha, who looks like he’s just won the lottery if you’re being honest. So instead of questioning it too much, you head into the bedroom with the two of them.
Once inside, Yamcha pulls you close. He kisses you deeply, sending shivers down your spine. On the other side, Bulma is kissing your neck and unzipping your dress. Both of them have you sandwiched between them.
“We’ve been pretty shitty friends, haven’t we?” Bulma whispers. “Haven’t been taking care of you properly.”
Yamcha presses his erection against you. “No, we’ve been selfish.”
He pushes you onto the bed when you’re in just your panties, bra and high heels. Bulma crawls onto the bed with you, kissing you deeply this time. Her manicured nails feel so good raking up and down your thighs. Yamcha feels heavy on top of you, but in the best way possible.
“We should spoil her,” Bulma confesses.
“I was just thinking that!” Yamcha agrees.
They spread your thighs, playing with your wet cunt through your panties. Bulma keeps leaning in to play with your tits too, your breasts spilling out of the cups of your bra. She looks almost lovesick with the way she keeps looking up at you.
“She’s so pretty,” Yamcha groans as he pulls off your panties.
You want to almost hide away from this, but they make you feel so loved. Despite feeling just a little embarrassed from being naked in front of your friends, you melt into their affections. It feels like heaven to have them both touching you like this.
They both get between your thighs, making out and kissing your inner thighs. You’re in heaven when they begin to lap at you together. Their tongues are soft and warm. Bulma’s perfume is so intoxicating. Yamcha’s calloused hands feel good on your skin.
His fingers curl up inside of you as Bulma continues to work on your swollen and puffy nub. You’re shuddering as the pleasure keeps building and building, and you cry out as the climax hits you hard.
“Fuck yeah!” Yamcha cheers as you begin to gush all over him and Bulma. She’s moaning as she continues to drink you up.
You’re left a twitching and shuddering mess before they come up to kiss you. Then you watch through hooded eyes as Yamcha settles between your legs, his cock heavily bobbing up and down.
continuing with the theme Yandere! Bulma.You know what would be worse?
Bulma is a selfish possessive person on the verge of being delusional towards the reader.After communicating with the gods, she meets the reader and takes them to the bathroom, it's not just “you. Bathroom. Now”, the woman literally drags the reader into the bathroom to pick up a washcloth and independently scrub someone else's touch, not her or Team Z's, off their skin. It's either neat and gentle or rough and painful depending on Bulma's mood.
Think of the “no touch” thing that's hard to get around when you have to hold onto an angel/kaioshin to teleport away.
It literally instills a nasty “touch-bath” habit, like the reader is a tame dog that's been mauled in the mud.
Bulma would have probably drugged the reader with drugs-medicines to keep them from going anywhere, but that idea was pushed to the back of the drawer. As was the idea of a tracking chip/collar.
The reader knows about the dragon pearls, they'd love to wish for them to disappear or for Bulma to forget they exist, but the pearls are all over the world but the radar itself is located at Bulma's. This is dangerous.
The reader begins to avoid contact with anyone, touching anyone. Ignoring the problem (from friends or anyone else) has a negative effect on the psyche, the reader is on the verge of hysteria.
Bulma's excessive affection and love makes the situation worse.
Perhaps there is something else that should be noticed but is unnoticed or erased from memory under stress and moral violence.Perhaps, imagine, the reader is in the company of Zeno or Whis and Beerus and they are tactile. Because humans are social creatures. Perhaps before, the reader is just like an human from nowhere they would have forgotten about before, now their friend and interlocutor, the gods don't understand human problems and were in no hurry to deal with it, thinking it would pass.
The gods are tactile, they enjoy the companionship and presence of the reader, but it's stressful for the reader because the gods are definitely followed by a “bath”. The reader freaks out, catches a panic attack and the gods are just at a loss. Though if the reader starts asking for “arrange a hakai in their direction”, it will confuse them even more. Zeno would rather erase Bulma than get rid of his interesting human.
The reader sobs in the arms of an angel(Whis or Daishinkan) or god, snuggling up with him because they no longer care that a nasty loofah interaction will follow after they get home
Bulma has literally turned the gods against herself.
Lemme give you a megaphone so the ppl in the back can hear you bestie‼️🫶🏽
Like yes I wanna be longingly fucked sideways with fingers down my throat till I’m all teary eyed but….what if me and him just went to a museum and look at marble statues or paintings made by artists from long ago and point out the small details while sharing the historical context behind them. Or what if we held hands while going to a coffee shop owned by a small business then an old bookshop. We could read classic literature and write poems to each other or sum🤷🏾
I love this so much. Like the causal intimacy of being together with your girlfriend/boyfriend and being able to have interesting conversations and spending time with you is what makes doing things like this so great. Both of your phones away in your back pockets so that you both have one another’s attention. Time can go by so fast without the distractions of other people around trying to voice opinions. Learning together and growing together as you both grow older.
There are many different characters I can see this with. Especially when it comes to the women. Most time they are some of the most intellectual people and they just get thrown off. The AOT girls are the first ones that come to mind. Mikasa and Historia especially. Those two would absolutely love to do something casual with you. Historia is an absolute renaissance art lover. Michaelangelo is would be one of her favorite artists. She knows so many facts and can tell you for literal hours. Painting dates ejth Historia oh my lord. One of her favorite things to do. She’s so messy with it and it’s so cute.
Mikasa though? She’s all for cafe dates. She is obsessed with you. Now I think Mikasa and Historia had a bit more fancier taste because of who they are, but Mikasa loved being to be close to you and just hear you talk to her about just about anything. Her pretty nails that you did for her, twisting around your curls as she sat prettily on your lap while you fed the small cake that she bought for you guys.
Another girl I think this works for is Bulma from dragonball. Oh my god that woman is beautiful and smart. Museum dates are 100% guaranteed. She’s one of the smartest characters in that entire show and you think you’re getting out of hearing everything that woman knows? She is so graceful with it too. The two of you walking around hand in hand while she educates you on all the different facts is so amazing. She also loves how much you know on your niche and different interests. Especially if comes things about science or the body. She loves being able to talk to someone on her level or educate you.
When it comes to men the first thing to comes to men first people that come to mind are Nanami and Levi. We all know how Nanami is, he’s the hardworking man that we all love and there’s no way you guys don’t have a museum date at least once. But, I can see nanami doing bakery dates. Something small you both can fit in your busy schedules because nanami had made a vow to himself that you guys do at-least two times a month. He loves to use that time to discuss anything you think has been affecting you guys, whether to be in the relationship or just something bothering you at work or whatever. If there’s nothing bother you then you guys just talk about any events coming up or even planning the future you want to have for the both of you. It’s the ambiance of the bakery that makes you both feel so calm which is so different from the many things you have to do all day. He holds your hand as you speak, rubbing his thumb over your knuckle while watching your lips as he digest every word that comes from your lips.
Levi is totally the bookstore date kind of man. Sometimes you guys don’t really want or have anything to talk about. You just both miss each other so you sit together while reading. Both doing your own thing but being close enough to fill the need of being together. You both have your own books (headcanon that Levi prefers audio books instead cause of his lost of vision) and you rest your hand on his lap as you sit together on the small bench in for bookstore. He is retired so you two take a lot of time to yourselves, just enjoying the presence of one another..
Even people like Captain price and Laswell from call of duty, they love going out to drive in movies with you. You end up sitting on their lap while they laid in the back seat. Halfway through the movie those two aren’t even watchin anymore. Laswell would just be kissing the back of your neck while wrapping her arms around your waist, silently thinking about how lucky she is to have you in her life. While price is just happily watching all perched up in his lap, smoking his cigar, and thinking about how in love he is with you.
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Anyways I love all these ideas and a lot of people currently (especially men) don’t do dates and showing affection like people used to. I feel with how everything is on social media people just mostly look for someone sexually or they base a lot of opinions on the sexual aspect of the relationship. Like yeah that’s great and all but I want someone to YEARN for me. To want to be around me and miss me when I’m gone. Someone willing to remember small things because I feel like when someone knows you well knows what efforts to put in when it comes to loving you and showing you ways they do.
And I’m fortunately lucky enough to have a man like that❤️ @insane-juggalo
You're a girl that loves vegebul or you just like strong woman in general. You don't take shit from anyone and when you're not busy working, you're spend your time watching beauty influencers or binge watching trashy tv. Voted most likely to have a thing for guys with anger issues.
First Date
Your twin sister had recently made the mistake of trying to disguise herself as the famous Bulma Briefs and had landed herself in the hospital. It turns out that she thought she could seduce the woman's husband but things didn't go as planned and she was now laying there with shattered limbs. Something about being attacked with a garlic gun? You chalked it up to your sister being high off the morphine she was being treated with and played along with her strange little story.
You had to admit that whoever that man was, he impressed you. Your sister was always an irritating one and this stranger managed to put her in her place. That, or she was just being her usual self and embellishing stories as Karen's tend to do. You then pulled out your phone and tried to find some way to contact the man but to your surprise it seemed like no such person existed.
"And for a second I thought I had someone to personally thank, but it seems like you lied to me again as usual!"
You sister then tried to speak but her teeth were so damaged that it was like looking into a graveyard with broken tombstones.
"...ve.. ...vehh"
"What was that?
"You leaned closer and you could have sworn her say veggietales.
"Well, it's been fun but I'm gonna go now..."
You got back into your car when you suddenly got a text from your boss. He wanted you to hand delivery some special order right away. It turns out the client was a frequent customer and was willing to pay triple to have it shipped immediately. You then pulled out your seatbelt and started driving far over the speed limit while hoping that you would be compensated for this.
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You eventually made it to the warehouse and filled your truck to the brim with trading cards.
"All of this for Pokemon!?"
"Yup!"
"They need to do something about these scalpers already!"
"Oh they're not scalpers."
"Whadda ya mean?"
"Didn't I tell you where these are going?"
You shook your head and your boss proceeded to mention that some public company was buying stock, most likely for their son to have his own tournament.
You got in and drove to your destination while wondering why couldn't rich people just get their child a normal present for once. It was an hour later and you could see a large building up ahead.
"It couldn't be..."
You checked the directions and there it was in large letters. CAPSULE CORP.
"As if this day couldn't get any weirder?"
You headed up to the gates and rang the intercom.
"I have a package for Mrs. Bulma Briefs!"
The door opened and out came a short woman with blue hair.
"Thanks for coming! And sorry about the last minute notice, I promise it won't happen again!"
You heared her words but they didn't register. All you saw was her bikini and double D's.
'I know it's hot out but is this really appropriate!?'
"Did you hear me?'
"Yeah! I'll get started on unloading all the boxes now mam!"
You didn't see it but Bulma's face flashed in irritation before quickly fixing itself.
"I'll just be by the pool! Let me know if you need anything!"
You could not wait for this day to be over.
What you didn't know was that Bulma did really order the cards for Trunks. It just happened to be bad timing. Bulma was having another fight with Vegeta (how many times can one yell Kakarot during sex over the years and claim it's accidental?) and decided that the best revenge was to make the Saiyan jealous.
You had assumed that the business woman was either a widow or divorced, hence the "Mrs." title. If only you knew the danger you had gotten yourself into.
You eventually managed to get some boxes carried inside after trying to not remind yourself of the huge dinosaur exhibit nearby. You then ran into a woman who was almost as strange as the one you met earlier. She resembled a 50's housewife mixed with a Barbie doll but that wasn't what scared you. It was that her eyes were closed but she knew you were there along with the boxes. Was this grandma a witch or something!?
"Well aren't you handsome!"
'God, I swear I will become religious if you save me from this house!'
"...Thank you mam... I'll just go get the rest of the boxes..."
"I'll make sure to whip you up a big batch of food! A big guy like you needs to keep his strength up right?"
"I think I hear Mrs. Briefs calling me!"
You then ran back towards the nearest exit.
"I guess I'll see if Vegeta wants it."
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"Do you smell that Goten?"
"FOOD!"
The child then raced downstairs, letting his nose lead the way. By the time the Trunks caught up, he saw his best friend pouting and it wasn't hard to figure out why. By the time they made it to the kitchen the food had already been devoured.
"What stinks?"
"You can come out now dad, mom's not here!"
Vegeta slowly came out from the corner. He was disheveled and had resorted back to living like a hobo. At least when Piccolo lived alone in the woods he could pull it off gracefully. He was wearing a bear pelt and was covered in filth and grime but it had been a very hard two days for him.
"...Hello Trunks... How is your mother?"
"Still mad if that's what you wanna know. Now go take a shower before I have Goten hose you off!"
"Why me!?"
"Son, you know I only take baths with your mother..."
"What's wrong? Is he like a cat and afraid of water because he could just go in the pool!"
Trunks then began to snicker.
"I don't have to take this disrespect in my own home-"
"Mom's home technically."
Just as Vegeta turned around to walk out his son called out."
So you don't want to know how mom's been?"
"Please, I could care less about what she does in her own free time-"
"So you haven't met her new toy then?"
"What? I'm sorry boy, speak up because it sounds like you're insinuating something!"
"How about this?"
Trunks then connected to the surveillance camera, showing Bulma trying to press herself against another man.
Vegeta went Super Saiyan three in an instant and dashed out the window.
"Can't he go blue?"
"Yeah but he's too mad to remember right now."
"Hey I think the cards came!"
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"I"VE TRIED EVERYTHING! WHY DON'T YOU FIND ME ATTRACTIVE!?"
Suddenly a spark of ki burst around them.
"V-Vegeta!"
No way! You refused to believe your sisters story was real!
"I see you've lowered your standards!"
"It's not my fault that that you can't please me in the way...-"
Bulma then read your name tag.
"-that he does!"
"You're clearly trying to make me jealous! I may have fallen for it 340 times now but I'm not falling for it again!"
These two were clearly insane but you thought that this was your chance.
"PLEASE HELP ME-"
Bulma put a hand over your mouth but you bit into it.
"YOU SON OF A-"
"THIS WOMAN IS INSANE! I'M JUST TRYING TO DO MY JOB AND SHE STARTS FLIRTING WITH ME!"
"I KNEW IT!"
"THE WORST PART IS THAT SHE'S CLEARLY AN OLD HAG THAT KEEPS GETTING SURGERY TO APPEAR YOUNGER! HER BOOBS ARE SO SAGGY THAT THEIR CRUSHING INTO MY CHEST AND WIND PIPE!"
"..."
________
"Did you hear that?"
"I think there's a storm outside!"
________
Vegeta launch a ki blast so big that it blew up your insides like a pinata and now your blood and guts were pouring down on the pavement.
________
"STOP OPENING THEM GOTEN!"
"Why?"
"Don't you remember the plan? You're supposed to weigh these to find the ones with rare cards!"
"What about the tournament?"
"That was just something I told my mom so she'd buy them for me! I told you that I'm going to become a Pokemon scalper and get rich!"
"But isn't your mom the richest person on earth?"
________
"What is this?"
Zamasu scrolled through GodTube and nearly vomited. It wasn't often that a mortals video would trend.The title readPRANKING SCALPERS AND SETTING MY $15,000 ZENNI POKEMON CARD COLLECTION ON FIRE
Out of curiosity, wanted to do an interest check on making a DBZ headcannons / x reader account...but for characters and situations I don't see much writing of 👀
Such as...
Vegeta x Reader x Bulma
Goku x Reader x Chi Chi
Sub!Freeza x God!Reader
Raditz x Reader
Etc etc
But yeah just a like on this post would be great if anyone is interested ;v; I'll probably make a separate account for it
