#bum fight

[fuckablewizard]

Remember that cripple neighbor that I had to tell not to be mean to my boyfriend?

Well, he said something else to Aaron. "Don't walk around in circles" or some shit

I went to confront the guy and all I got out was "ah Jerry I heard you told Aaron not to walk around in circles-" before he FUCKING TRIED TO HIT ME HOLY FUCK!

I don't have a self-preservation instinct. If I see you coming I don't sense danger, you have to actually put your hands on me before I realize what's happening. You can ask Aaron, or read that post about the door-to-door drug dealer guy. I thought he was just going to get in my face like last time.

Well guy I dont know. I mean i literally don't know what to do when someone's trying to fight me. I tussle with Aaron every once in a while, cuz we bois lol, and my only tactic is to drag you to the ground. The idea is that its easy to do it because I'm heavy, and I have more of my surface area on the ground already so you can't knock me down.

Nobody fucking wins the fight when it's retard vs. cripple

[nicholealyseee91]

Relationship fight who is right????

Please let me know who is right or wrong it's not that much words and the videos are super short if they were just let me record a video more than 1 minute and 19 seconds......

[babylon-crashing]

killer tonics

--- you said you needed a babysitter

and I can still out drink the cast from Bum

Fight. It was a job. You don't remember

all the things we did. But I do. I'm dumb.

I spent that summer in your green guest room

mixing you killer tonics and cleaning

up your vomit. Half-naked you'd consume

everything. No, for the record, caring

for you was the one best thing I've ever done.

Getting your stomach pumped was just extra.

Then you got a boyfriend and that was that.

Are you still needing your morning poison?

Does he say, “hair of the dog, lil mama” ---?

Do you still shake and say, “please, pussycat” ---?

[justanotherhalfieblog]

So late night bum fights...

So something I don't really see everyday occurred just now... A late night bum fight. I didn't really realize how many homeless people there are in St. Pete. I guess I could say it was ignorance on my part. But in my defense I don't really see them on the streets during the day. The particular fight I'm alluding to is one over favorite hockey teams. One homeless man was very passionate about the Bruins, and the other about the Lightning. My, my, they were getting into it. Never had I seen such passion about hockey teams. It all began with a casual conversation between them and then bam!! Started swinging!! Luckily. There was a cop nearby to break the two men apart... Unfortunately, one was already knocked out due to a particularly hard slam to the head into the concrete. It rendered him unconscious immediately and the policeman called for an ambulance. So moral of the story: don't get into disputes with others because you like different hockey teams!!

[rabbitbodyguard]

The fact that what happens at 2:40 broke up this fight lolol..... Ugh.  

I can tell this train is brooklyn bound lol. That's why when indie bands claim to be from BK I'm like no.

Homeless dude sound like he on a KMD tape. 

[lifeinthebottle]

Bling Bling the Man ;) haha

[lolwyan]

So what cha sayin?

mmk