Sex Dungeon's closed

not enough lube sorry

[fuckablewizard]

Sex dungeon's closed, go goon elsewhere

[byjove]

[fuckablewizard]

Can I please get some recipes from PEOPLE and not ai generated websites looking for clicks

[sexynakedblackguy]

You’re never supposed to be too “busy” to take care of the things you love btw

[horsefigureoftheday]

Horse figure of the day: Stig Lindberg Horse

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[thepersonalmossblog]

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

[fuckablewizard]

Yeah I'm going off the deep end, but it's not any deeper than I'm use to

[fuckablewizard]

Something big is going on

Those people still don't know how bright they glow

Well it's not my fault this time! I've got my instructions as well.

You shouldn't be worried if I'm not. You should try to pay attention to people who do not look like locals, who are dressed inappropriately, carrying little notebooks. People who are lingering in their vehicles in parking lots for no reason.

I was just trying to find the loss prevention secret shoppers at the Walmart and I discovered many many many worms... where's the can?

[fuckablewizard]

Someone buy me burger King at this burger King I'm holed up in to avoid a storm among other things

[fuckablewizard]

THEYRE LITERALLY PLAYING JIMMY EAT WORLD IN THE BURGER KING BECAUSE IM SUPPOSED TO BE HERE OK

GILLIGAN EAT BURGER

[fuckablewizard]

Someone buy me burger King at this burger King I'm holed up in to avoid a storm among other things

[fuckablewizard]

I'm voluntarily celebate now, which is cool like a monk

[fuckablewizard]

I'm about to get trapped by the day's heat

I better go find someplace better for shelter

I don't have my wallet. It's not like I had any money anyway.

I am a few miles from home. Getting back is the hard part. My back is already spasming so I'm over somewhere abandoned

Fitting

[fuckablewizard]

I am WELL within my own established territory

I've BEEN here before

I KNOW where the food grows here

[fuckablewizard]

I'm about to get trapped by the day's heat

I better go find someplace better for shelter

I don't have my wallet. It's not like I had any money anyway.

I am a few miles from home. Getting back is the hard part. My back is already spasming so I'm over somewhere abandoned

Fitting

[midnightportals]

[fuckablewizard]

I'm on a pilgrimage to find my buddy

Holy land? Where ever my buddy is...

[fuckablewizard]

Despite everything, still horny

[fuckablewizard]

Am I still a drug addict if I don't have drugs, and I'm not seeking drugs, and I don't want drugs right now?

Maybe I'm just really bad at it. I'll try harder.