#bumblebeenet

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i haven’t done winged eyeliner in a year but i still got it

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"can you please tag the blackout posts?? i'm not racist but i'm racist"

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lmao

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makeup can really transform your appearance. for example i use makeup to fill the void left by 165 parakeets

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half alseep and listening to sublime

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i just remembered, my freshman year of high school a girl threatened to stop being my friend because i used the wrong your/re

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parent: so what's going to be your first course of action when you become president

me: nothing since the congress won't let me do shit

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american culture: going to starbucks and stealing someones seat then going to get your order and having a hissy fit when a paraplegic is sitting in “your” seat