#bumcheek

[willmer7]

For your viewing pleasure, I bring you 4 year old Gwenyth, in all her glory! .. Addie uncovered this never seen before footage of Gwenyth being, what we think is a news reporter, a very serious and emphatic news reporter. This girl can deliver 👊🏼! This is quintessential Gwenyth: then, now, and forever! #shemeansbusiness #bumcheek .. #gwenyththefabulous https://www.instagram.com/p/BxiZYJCB7fv/?igshid=r54abhg7hpbo

[sexliesandbutterflies]

#Rufus #bumcheek #henna 👌 #festivalshenanigans

[televators]

>Be child of popular author

>Browse stories from confession bear meme, leisurely sprinkle with new plot details, adapt to greentext stories

>Publish collection of these as slick, enigmatic hardback aimed at middle class students with high opinions of their own taste and sophistication

>Is a hit with middle class students with high opinions of their own taste and sophistication

>Omit to ever refer back to 4chan or r/greentext

>Do book signing

>In Urban Outfitters of all places

>See guy in queue wearing 4chan t-shirt

>Cold sweat

>Mop brow

>4chan guy reaches front of queue

>Speak first – “Well, I bet you’re quite the man to please.”

>4chan guy stares blankly

>Blush

>Hold pen slightly aloft

>”Did you want me to er, sign anything?”

>4chan guy pulls out laptop from bag and bashes me over head

>Die