Dec 29, 2014
I just got bum-fucked up the shit.
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I just got bum-fucked up the shit.
bumfucked replied to your post: i can officially say that ive basically been...
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mia: i have to itch my pubes
mia: farts
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if u wanna hear about my day yesterday
okay well me and my mom pulled into the mall parking lot to meet kyle and his parents & i saw him by the sidewalk so i got out of the car and he walked over looking SO cute and he introduced himself to my mom and then we walked back to his parents car because i wanted to meet them. his parents were so niceeeeeeee omg & after i met them we started walking away towards to the movie theater & he hugged me and like turned me around and kissed me adkldlsgk and we were holding hands, okay. we went through jc penny's to get outside and then we walked to the movies and were just talking and stuff and when we got over there he paid for our tickets and we saw paranorman. IT WAS SUCH A CUTE GOOD MOVIE OKAY. and we were cuddling in the movie theater and making out and like I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD AT SOME OF THE PARTS i'm glad he understood my sense of humor. so after the movie was over we walked out through the exit & walked back into the mall and got mcdonalds. after we got mcdonalds we went to spencer's and were in there for like 20 minutes omg we saw our friend brian and this other guy and we were talking for a bit and then we were looking at all the sex toys omg and reading in all the books and i was looking at 50 shades of grey and the employee said i should buy it o m f g. we opened this sex position book and he was like "the first one we open to is the first one we try" and we opened to ALL WEIRD UNCOMFORTABLE ONES i was like "no sorry". i found this really cute carebare backpack there i really want omfg okay and then after we went there, we went into this comic/superhero/nerd store jadkkalsg and we were probably in there for like 45 minutes oh my god. it was like heaven ♥.♥ we were looking at all the figures and comics and I FOUND A COMIC FROM 1980 WITH SUPERMAN AND WONDERWOMAN IN IT OMG i hid it so i can come back alone and read it omg. so after that we went next door to the arcade and played air hockey and he beat me :( and we played racing games and shooting games and we like made out in the arcade bye and we found this old michael jackson video game and it was SO FUN OH MY GOD MICHAEL WAS LIKE SHOOTING STUFF OUT OF HIS HANDS AND DANCED AWAY HIS ENEMIES. after that the mall was practically closing so we went back to the movies to the arcade section and took those pictures ;u; and then we had really nothing to do but we wanted to stay out longer so we were walking around outside and we saw denny's and we went to go eat there omfg so like we sat down in denny's and had a meal ogajsdkdgkgj and after we ate his dad called him and said he's gonna pick us up so we waited at the front of the mall by the fountain and we were sitting there and talking about the day and kissing and holding hands and it was SO perfect just us there and i was wearing his flannel like all day hehe. so after his parents got there they asked us about our day and then they dropped me off at home and my parents met his parents and they hit off more than me & kyle did tbh. my dad looked at us and was like "YOU GUYS ARE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE" and we were like "oh thanks" jfkldalkjkldkg but yeah he kissed me goodbye and i went inside and we were talking on facebook & he was like "i'm about to send you a request for you to be my girl. :)" and i cried of happiness he's SO PERFECT I'M SO HAPPY BYE
so this is mia and i at 5am and we're tired as fuck :~)
we mention lohanthony in it at one point
we have another one where we talk about macdaddyc and pitchblackglow which ill upload later.
we're pretty hilarious.
*me listening to 'on the wing' by owl city
mia: i thought that said off the wang
me:.............................................................................................
ok so im with mia and we're watching misfits and my brother walks in the house with his friend. all of a sudden this gust of frikin weed floats by my nose so i turned to mia and im like
......do u smell that
and we both just started dying omg bless my brother