#bun.babs

[bongwaterbunny]

Do you ever think El levitate the millennium falcon to make Dustin happy while Dustin makes a horrible impression of Han solo

YESSS OH MY GODDDD and dustin introduces her to dnd and el genuinely gets into it because she can see how happy dustin is to show her!!!!

[bongwaterbunny]

okay okay wait actually. brian kills harry and saves dexter au. oh my god. tw canon-typical shenanigans (murder, gore, emotional manipulation, stalking, etc. i do not condone any of these actions irl.)

this is just a ramble cuz the blood brothers are Constantly in my brain

so dexter and brian are three years apart. dexter was like three-four and brian was six-seven (stfu.) when they were put in the shipping container and when dexter was taken by harry. so it makes sense that dexter remembers nothing about brian, he was so little and harrys influence was able to take root in dexters brain instead of brians. dexter wasnt given the option to remember brian, so he couldnt, whereas brian was given the option time and time again to forget dexter and he never would.

give a few years, now dexter is sixteen and brian is nineteen, and brians been stalking dexter for so long its second nature at this point. he follows dexter on his way to and from school, he watches dexter bond with his new "family" with not even an inkling about his old one. and, of course, he sees how harry manipulates dexter. erases brian, dexters only real family, from his life and memories. tells dexter that his urges make him a monster. trains dexter like a dog into what harry wants him to be, not what brian knows he is. so its only natural that brian put an end to this, to harry.

its quick, truly. its quicker than it should be. quicker than harry deserves. there's screaming, crying, there always is, but brian doesnt care to drag it out. to listen to harry plead for and threaten him, not how he usually treasures those moments between him and his victims. because this isnt usual, and he has a job to do. rid harry of his life, and finally take back his brother. and once harry is dead, cut up into pieces just how he let laura be cut up, brian doesn't hesitate. he's at dexters house - not home, his home is with brian - before he even knows how he got there.

debra isnt home, lucky for her, she's at a friends house. though, honestly, her presence wouldnt stop brian from doing what he came here to do. it would only let him kill her too, end every bit of dexters fake family. brian sits in the chair harry always did, hands folded over each other on the dining room table he watched them eat family dinners on, dinners he shouldve been there for. but it doesnt matter. once dexter gets here, once brian reminds him who he is, what he had, they'll have infinite family dinners ahead of them, real family dinners. brians mind is racing. would dexter even recognize him? how much convincing would it take to make him see the situation how it really is, not a horrific and gruesome bunch of circumstance but instead, fate. the door handle turns, and brians forces his eyes to focus on it.

[bongwaterbunny]

Ideal spooning scenario for Trephacard?

ALUCARD IN THE MIDDLE. also trevor on top like a weighted blanket

[bongwaterbunny]

hollanov thistlecaster and skip figayda tell me you see the vision

[bongwaterbunny]

is there a quote or lyric you'd want on your grave?

YES ACTUALLY its gonna be "title of my sex tape" or "eyes closed, head first, cant lose" (borh brooklyn 99 references) because b99 is my heart and soul

[bongwaterbunny]

Mucas floor time but it's just max falling out of her wheelchair and accepting her fate after doing a failed stunt and lucas sitting beside her while she declines help

LMFAOOO I CACKLED

max ending up on the floor and lucas trying to drag her up only for her to ragdoll and grumble about "just leave me here to die" so lucas sits, pets her hair, lets her rest her head in his lap for a bit

UGHHH THEMMMM 🥺🥺

[bongwaterbunny]

my favourite swamp thing fic is actually my dms with my friend who introduced me to the show, we're cooking up full gourmet level meals in there. we're on a frequency unknown to mankind and we are THRIVING

[bongwaterbunny]

sibling relationships are like. im trying. so hard. just look at me the same way you did so 13 years ago, that summer when everything was okay. i miss you (im right here). i knew you once.