#bunyipchild

[pikasafire]

A best friend is someone who, when you realise you are 18,000 kilometres from home and you’ve forgotten your boyfriends 30th, goes out and buys him a present, wraps it, writes a card (blaming herself, because “this was totally organised but I dropped the ball, sorry, it’s my fault it’s late”) and then posts it for you.

Of course this is a thing that just happened, because @bunyipchild is actually the best person on the planet and is saving my ass since I FORGOT MY BOYFRIEND’S 30TH. What the fuck, self?

Seriously. Where would I be without her? Single, that’s where. (Nah, we’d totally have shacked up together... but then, who would I call when I forgot HER birthday? ... @tanukiham, that’s who)

[tanukiham]

bunyipchild replied to your post “wait a minute … does the USA do Christmas pudding? Like … I mean I get...”

But pavlova.

I mean SURE but I have eaten pavlova at times that are not Christmas. 

The realisation that there was no legally binding reason why I could not have trifle on my birthday as well as christmas was rather...overwhelming.

[tanukiham]

two of my besties are both smsing me at the same time, one for grammatical advice and the other for playstation advice.

Good to be needed :)

[tanukiham]

bunyipchild replied to your post “pikasafire replied to your post “Things I have Googled today because I...”

So the trap is shaped like a frog cake but its filled with fritz instead of cream, also the souls of the children forever lost and forgotten at magic mountain.

EXACTLY!

Man, it's like you get me.

[tanukiham]

today I stumbled over this snippet, and I have no idea where it was meant to go

I remember you, little thing, fat and self-satisfied amongst the straw-berries, and when you were older amongst the beets, with your mouth stuffed full and shirt all red and gory.

but it makes me think of bunyipchild and her glorious niece, and also Flemeth, for some reason

[pikasafire]

Best of the besties #2

S: "Cannibals are people too, you know!"

R: "Well... They kind of have to be."

[pikasafire]

Best of the besties #1

S: "Are those birds? They're a bit big."

R: "... No. They're cows."