#burger lore

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Weird alterhuman culture is being burgerkin and getting species(??) euphoria from wearing clothes arranged in a way that looks like the toppings of a burger.

I NEED to know what the burger fit is please anon

[weird-alterhuman-culture-is]

to the burger anon and possible mac and cheese anon: i kin soda as a part of my vending machine kin. we can become a combo meal guys lets make it happen

we gonna get the kinning happy meal before gta 6 bro 🥀🥀🥀

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Hello I’m burgerkin anon from before :3 the fit I wore was

-The UGLIEST yellow hat to ever exist

-Green t-shirt (school shirt unfortunately. Only green shirt I own)

-Red pants

-Black shoes (“look– something happened while heating up the bottom bun and it got burnt, ok?” Was the logic I used)

I also had a lettuce pin that I made clipped to my shirt. It was costume day at school which is the only reason I actually wore this fit but it felt SO GOOD

GUYS BURGER FIT JUST DROPEPD

[weird-alterhuman-culture-is]

Weird foodkin culture is adding ANOTHER ONE to the list. We’re now: Burgerkin, tacokin, pizzakin, icecreamkin, donutkin, questioning grapekin, questioning browniekin, and now quesadillakin.

Release us from this food hell /silly

MORE BURGER LORE!!! YIPPEE YAY!!

Your food hell is my enjoyment and brings me such happiness

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Weird alterhuman culture is being multiple different foodkins and then finding out about the pastryverse and HEAVILY considering shifting to that kind of lifestyle. We’re literally food…and to participate in a lifestyle revolving around food…its so us

the foodkin people are my favorite part of this blog btw

- Samantha It/Its

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That burgerkin anon from a while ago,this is for you. You can get old bangle bracelets and stack them to look like a burger.

Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/jewelry/comments/1eczahm i_just_got_the_final_piece_to_my_cheeseburger/

burger lore

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Just to clarify I'm the burger King foot lettuce conceptkin guy

THAT WAS NOT A JOKE I'M SO SERIOUS 😭😭

I just realized that my ask might sound like a stupid joke but I'm srs /gen

THIS IS SO AWESOME!! I LOVE BURGER LORE

[unavoidableconsequence]

Me: *finishing my perfect lunch burger*

Me: :)

Me: *smashes it to the thickness of a single slice of bread

Me: :D