Chewy

pfp credit: @veryluckyclovers - she/her, 23, I like horror movies, cartoons, kpop, and YouTube

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This guy asked me about my relationship experience which ended up with me discussing my asexuality. He asked "are you down to explore your sexuality" I said what is there to explore, Im asexual.

Dunked on his ass

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A mile a minute? Bestie that's only 60 mph. That's slow as hell pick up the pace. I'm going 299,792,458 meters per sexond

[curious-creatures-crochet]

Barnyard Buddies! they sit and they sploot!

pattern (pig is a light modification)

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Oh my GOD

[ecopunkhoneybee]

I checked the weather right before leaving for work and it was 85 degrees and said it might rain a little halfway through my shift. a sudden thunderstorm kicked in and it dropped down to 70 and I didnt bring a jacket or umbrella

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70 and thunderstorming!?! That sounds like hell. I'm sending my hoard of bees your way, theyll protect you

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Starting a collection of weird pop-up ads

[overwhelmedfernfrond]

i made strawberry french toast :)

[joemophobic]

Carbal tunnel :(

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Might have adhd ahahahah

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

[switchblade-dragon]

Hey yeah so this post literally kept me alive for like 6 months. Thank you. And OP is so right. Everyone on this island became my best friends. And guess what? Now they can't wait to meet *you* and they talk about you every single day.

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I made a hummingbird cake

[ibts]

BTS - ARIRANG

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NO REST FOR BAD BITCHESSSS

[tripleratskill]

texting a friend kinda nervous

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They liked me yesterday. Hope they will again today 🤞

[overwhelmedfernfrond]

i do genuinely think i could defeat donald trump in hand-to-hand combat

[king-the-pathetic]

Disability is the beast that catches us all lest Death wins the race.

Be kind to your fellow humans

[satan-offical]

My teacher attempted to draw America today and this is a replica of what it looked like

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Accurate except they're missing Alaska and hawaii and Puerto Rico, arguably the coolest parts of the US

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I genuinely despise finding a celebrity attractive. What basic bitch behavior. What kind of a sheeple does this make me?

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HBO Max demanded a birthdate to watch smiling friends 🫩