#burn!!

[roninkairi]

How badly did Silver roast Jet here?

Dipper: Here we go...

Me: Jet was roasted so badly, he was served with a side of mashed potatoes with gravy, cornbread and a medium iced tea

Jubilee: He was roasted so badly he was covered in 11 herbs and spices

Deadpool: Jet was roasted so badly he became the $6 special menu item at Popeyes!

Harley: He was roasted so badly, Gordon Ramsey came out and screamed "THIS BIRD IS FUCKING CHARCOAL"!!!

Spider Man: Jet was roasted so badly, we can sell him at Costco.

Dipper: Well...at least it wasn't as bad as what happened to Infinite.

Infinite: (Off screen): SCREW YOU, PINES!!

Dipper: HEY I WASN'T THE ONE SQUASHED BY A THWOMP!!

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[nanisorezura]

Visit Original Link

[lamecoffeeguy]

[Alphys] *she rolls her eyes, looking at Cash* you done screaming now?

[daenerys-targaryen-moved]

Dany says trans rights and if u disagree it’s dracarys time, y’all nasty TERFS

When you think about how the dragons have no specific sex and it’s widely theorized that they’re sex is interchangeable it’s even funnier... dracarys!

[redsky123love]

Kim: So it doesn't phase either of you two that your girlfriends can kick your asses without breaking a sweat?

Nino: At least we have girlfriends

[roninkairi]

Jimmy's Seafood went on a Twitter rampage today and yesterday. Here's the carnage.

Imgur: The magic of the Internet

PETA Tries To Get People In Baltimore To Stop Eating Crabs, Jimmys Seafood Proceeds To Broil Them

You think Wendy's Twitter is savage? Jimmys Seafood begs to differ.

[dog-with-no-name]

I was stretching the other night and I said "I look like I'm doing some kind of stupid tik tok dance" and Luci said "I can tell you're not because you're actually moving your feet" 💀