Sans: *Asleep on couch*
Papyrus: SANS! IS SOMETHING BURNING!
Sans: *wakes up slowly* ughhh... huh?
*Sans turns to see the kitchen smoking*
Sans: ughhh... *gets up and goes the kitchen*
Papyrus: Sans, why is the kitchen smoking?? Where are you?
Sans: *comes out with burned food in a pan* hey bro. just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time i leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
Papyrus: SANS!
















