#burns like hell

[a-fix-of-muses]

Currently Listening To: "Tastes Like Heaven, Burns Like Hell" by Incredible' Me

[chromatictruthsayer]

Me, about to invent my new favorite insult: “Shut up you smooth-brain.”

[lunar-redeux]

clumsy ass moment #3290480

dropping a container of hair conditioner and have almost half its contents bounce back up into your face like some bukkake massacre, and one of your eyes is open so it gets the whole load 

[casimania]

*crying noises*

[tothedream]

Salted caramel vodka 👌🏻

[lucky-brown]

Ever had whiskey down the wrong pipe?

[sky-high-dreams]

Pro tip

Do not spray hairspray near freshly shaved legs.

[mytopgearobsession]

Nothing like getting Easy Off oven cleaner smack dab in your eyes because you want to make brownies but your parents forget to tell you not to use the oven.......Right because no one will be using an oven the day before Thanksgiving...

Fricken burns like Hell; definitely worse than pepper spray! Worst part? They were more worried that I had "ruined" the oven. Dont even know what to say...