#bus encounters

[cloudydaayz]

Transferred to a different bus. The guy sitting in front of me is jamming so hard to Beyoncé rn

[cloudydaayz]

The bus driver is playing country music -_-

[cherrybmuse]

Awesome Bus Encounters #1

Me: *Sitting on the bus playing on my phone*

Guy: *Gets on bus walks by and notices my Dragon Age II phone case.*

Me: *Looks Up*

Guy: F—- the chantry eh? You must be a mage supporter. Just don’t pull an Anders okay?

Me: *Dying on the inside-* MARRY ME PLEASE!

[cinephilesinc]

A short summary of a conversation I had with the man next to me on the bus who saw that I was reading Frankenstein: 

Man: Why can’t Frankenstein have children?

Me: Uhhhhhh, no clue. **I don’t have the heart to tell the man that he needs to read Frankenstein himself to learn that the character Frankenstein is not the same as Frankenstein’s monster** 

Man: Cause his nuts are in his neck! 

Me: Oh...ha ha **inside I’m dying and hoping if I laugh convincingly he’ll stop talking and let me continue to read**

Fast forward five hours later and I still can’t stop thinking about this inaccurate joke as I read Frankenstein. 

[unemployedastronaut]

cute girl on the bus told me she liked my head band, thanks babe wanna fuck?

[facelessmemento]

just want to sit on the top deck of a double decker bus, ride from terminal to terminal, armed with a book and an awesome playlist, and not have to worry about where I'll end up - whether at the end of the bus journey, or as a consequence of having spent hours away from 'actual' work but alas reality exists and time waits for no one so I'm forced back into the cycle of regularity I'd rather live without

[facelessmemento]

people on public transport tend to forget that everyone's legs come with feet and toes

[facelessmemento]

Feeling a tinge (okay no, a great deal) of jealousy as I listen to some teenagers speak in Chinese dialects that I don't understand, knowing I will most probably never speak or know it like they do.