Aug 3, 2021
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If anyone is wondering-- we left the baby at the Hooters if anyone wants it
what is a "railbus"??
So some goobers got the bright idea to put train wheels on diesel-powered cars that looked like busses and to use them for transporting people. Since they looked like busses and were on rails, they're called railbusses! We do the same things as regular busses, just without steering wheels. Doesn't stop me from going off the rails, though.
You enter through the accordion door of a bus you haven’t seen before. There is no one sitting in the drivers seat, and no place to pay a fare that you can see. You replace the crumpled dollar bills in your pocket and glance toward the other passengers.
They all stare back, as if waiting for you to speak. The door closes behind you just as you turn to leave.
A heavy hand finds itself on your shoulder. The pace of your heart surpasses the sounds barrier. You finally look back to see an older man with kindness in his eyes.
“It is your turn now.” He gestures to the empty driver’s seat.
“But I don’t even have my lisc-.” The man shushes you and ushers you into the seat.
“We all drive the bus. We all benefit from the bus.”
You see the passengers in the mirror solemnly nodding, a few whispering in agreement. The man who had never introduced himself made his way to the far back.
After putting on your seatbelt, you drive the bus.
Interesting facts about me, the railbus driver!
1. My father's side of the family hates me because I don't technically drive a train! (Except grandpa, he's fine with it.)
2. My mother's side of the family hates me because I don't technically drive a bus (even though my mom suggested driving railbuses since she had a friend named Sharon who did it and enjoyed it).
3. I technically have a studio apartment, but I mainly hang out in the only rail shed at @thebuslot ! I even forward my mail there! I also have a cat that rides in the railbus with me, but it's hard to snap a picture of it.
4. I have crashed the railbus over 20 times, and 5 of those times weren't my fault! Hooligans switched the railswitch to a part of a city that didn't have a railbus line and built buildings over railroad tracks! Two of those times I accidentally crashed into police stations directly into jail cells!
5. I have accidentally gone around the world 3 times because the railway companies refuse to update the switching mechanisms!
I guess y'all can ask me some questions too, but I might not respond because it's hard to get reception in the railbus.
Hey has anyone seen the nearest bus stop? I've been driving down this rail track for like an hour and all I've seen are trees and skinwalkers.
OH SHIT THEY GAVE ME THE KEYS TO THIS BITCH AND SAID GO WILD YEAH BABY WE DELIVERING PASSENGERS IN THIS BITCH AND WE AIN'T HAVING *ANY* HIJINKS!
Hey sorry I haven't been posting I finally got some good reception here but it's pretty cold here... Holy shit is that a Yeti?
Oh no I could never drive any of the other buses. Those things have steering wheels... I think. ALSO I'M BACK!