#thecommunismbus

[thecommunismbus]

hey can I drive I have murdered people several times

sure thing!!! where to friend. :-)

[thecommunismbus]

Communism??? u ok?

*crashes slowly into a fire hydrant*

[thecommunismbus]

hello! I can't drive during the day as I will die, but I'm an excellent night driver! May I ride? - therapist-passenger

dont worry no one has died so far

[thecommunismbus]

maybe i could hide out in space

[thecommunismbus]

Anyone know how to install solar panels?

[thecommunismbus]

You enter through the accordion door of a bus you haven’t seen before. There is no one sitting in the drivers seat, and no place to pay a fare that you can see. You replace the crumpled dollar bills in your pocket and glance toward the other passengers. 

They all stare back, as if waiting for you to speak. The door closes behind you just as you turn to leave. 

A heavy hand finds itself on your shoulder. The pace of your heart surpasses the sounds barrier. You finally look back to see an older man with kindness in his eyes.

“It is your turn now.” He gestures to the empty driver’s seat.

“But I don’t even have my lisc-.” The man shushes you and ushers you into the seat.

“We all drive the bus. We all benefit from the bus.”

You see the passengers in the mirror solemnly nodding, a few whispering in agreement. The man who had never introduced himself made his way to the far back. 

After putting on your seatbelt, you drive the bus. 

[thecommunismbus]

hey everyone! make sure to look both ways before you cross the street!

unless youre a THEIF

[thecommunismbus]

can I ride :]

first you must drive look at the sign