#but bean

[mimorobo]

Bean

do you want a bean

Yews pweeaase

[securityunit-ese]

Bean deserves the win he did not get last year

[anothermundanemain]

posting this here because i don’t want to bother everyone on the other blog but

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/515662226083074798/

^basically how I imagine half of B’s time raising Katenn went XD

[agitatedwarmachine]

“Alright, I have to ask. How do you ... you know...fuck? Make love? Whatever it is you call it. “ random as hell question as she worked on tightening a piece of plating behind the mech, out of his reach. “Your kind does do that, right?”

NSFW Questions

The last thing he was expecting was to hear that kind of question. Crosshairs’ frame tensing noticeably in surprise and a sort of discomfort. Not at the subject, more so than the fact that he wasn’t exactly… sure.

Has he overheard others gossiping and bragging about interfacing with people? Yes, of course. Awaiting arrival to ones destination in war invoked all sorts of fun stories of all different kinds.

Did that mean he knew much of anything about how his own species participated in this particular recreational activity? Hell no.

“Ah know we do…” the paratrooper ventured slowly, not exactly sure what to say or how to proper piece together everything he’s overheard. Could be because there’s more than one way. “Well, Ah only know one way fer sure, but it ain’t somethin’ that is entirely synonymous. An’ it’s kinda ah sacred thing, not sometin’ fer ah casual interaction or anythin’.”

“An’ there’s drawbacks too, if yer not careful,” Draw backs, especially in a war, “We have th’ capabilities of mergin’ Sparks wit’ another Cybertronian. Ah’ve heard loose, different accounts on it s’ Ah can’t exactly explain what it’s like other than it s’posedly kinda makes th’ mechs participatin’ feel all of everythin’ from the Sparks in question.”

Of course, he’s never experinced this one and he’s pretty sure he never will. Plating rippled a bit before he tacked on a last bit, “But Ah know there’s other ways, that suit more t’ the idea of sex yer probably after. Can’t tell ya much on them.”