#but drunk

[rachniqueenluxy]

Another of me a lil drunk xo

[dumb-intp]

GUYS I HAD ENCOUNTERED MANY INTERACTIONS

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ENTP: why are you scared of me?

INFP: I'm not scared of you. I'm scared of everyone equally. You're not special.

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INFP: listen. I can't let you do this anymore. Do you ever, heard the name "internet"? I heard they know everything.

INFJ: ooHHhh!! SIS SNAPPED!!

ISTP: IF YOU DON'T STOP SAYING THAT I WILL SNAP YOUR NECK

INFJ: *whispers* ooh... Sis snapped...

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ESTJ: so, do you like me?

ENTP: I have a girlfriend

ESTJ: pfft, yeah sure, who would want to be with you?

INTP: hey, ISTJ, full counter offense, everytime I look at you, I always get the urge to punch your face. That's an insult. Please take it.

ESTJ: so ENTP, do you like me, or like like me?

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INTP: sometimes I forget I have a gf and everyone already knows

ISFP: you have a gf?

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ENTP: that's just ridiculous. We don't do pet names.

INFJ: sure, what do winnie the pooh likes?

ENTP: *already knows where this is going* death

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ISTP: oh MY GOD why did I just realized that I'm so cute like– honest to GOD so cute. Why nobody dates me?

ESTJ: can you not do it right now? There is someone dying

ISTP: of not meeting the most cutest person ever in earth? Sure. Serves em right.

ISFP: I don't understand.

ESTJ: as you always do

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INFP: why don't you just wear glasses if your sight is bad?

INTP: why would I? I have social anxiety. Wearing glasses would just be like, having social anxiety in HD.

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INTP: ENTP!? Did you see my ear plugs!? I can't find it anywhere!

ENTP: your what?

INTP: my ear plugs. But with sticks? Little stick. Making sounds, or like, it has songs in it? I know it doesn't make sense but I have it!

ENTP: airpods?

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ISTP: ugly? What's that? Never heard of them in my life

ESTJ: probs cause you're deaf

INTP: that's offensive. You have to respect the deaf. Not ISTP though. Never respect ISTP.

ISTP: what have I ever done to you?

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INFP: hey ISTP? I have made a mistake, I'm sorry

ISTP: YOUR MOM MAKE A MISTAKE 21 YEARS AGO

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Drunk ENTP: hey, are you single?

INTP: I'm taken

Drunk ENTP: who has taken you? God? Baby, I'm no religious person but God sure did a good job on you. Maybe you should, you know, leave God and be with me?

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INFJ: INFP is really patient, they're like the epitome of peace and I've never seen them dislike things

INFP: that's not true, there's one thing I dislike and very much would love to get out of

INFJ: what is it?

INFP: life

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ESTJ: why are you crying?

ISTP: excuse me, despite contrary beliefs I still have heart while you don't. Let me cry in peace.

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Drunk ENTP: hi, we meet again

INTP: sure we did

Drunk ENTP: I lost my numbers, can I have yours?

INTP: you already have

Drunk ENTP: and your purse. your phone. Your wallet. This is a robbery. While you're at it, give me your heart too.

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INFP: *singing*

ISFP: your singing is horrible, stop it

INFP:

ISFP: I'm lying, keep singing.

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INTP: how do you say lmao and lol in real life?

INFJ: I usually said el-mao

ISTP: wasn't it le-mao?

ISFP: lol is more right

ESTJ: I don't know about you guys, but usually normal people just laugh

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Drunk ENTP: name one thing you wish they were real but aren't

INFP: my will to live

Drunk ENTP: I'm talking to INTP, go away

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ESTJ: some guy just can't take a hint that I'm not interested

Drunk ENTP: yeah sucks right

ESTJ: oh, hey there drunkie, you remember your name?

Drunk ENTP: fuck off

ESTJ: Interesting, my name is ESTJ

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INFP: you guys know the saying "I'm in spain but the s is silent?"

ISTP: lame. I'm in spain but the in is silent. IM SPA

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INTP: people saying Daddy in sexual terms outside bedroom is major turn off

Drunk ENTP: not what you said last night

INTP: we're doing it inside the bedroom, ENTP.

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Drunk ENTP: baby! Baby boo, come here

INTP: no. You're drunk.

Drunk ENTP: *lowers their voice* I said come here.

INTP: *runnings to ENTP*

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ISTP: guess who's getting a sugar daddy?

ESTJ: you?

ISTP: no. You. Here's the money, the key to my house, be there.

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Real life human people is fun

[becassine]

I’d love to do a detailed and heartfelt appreciation post but in true British tradition, I’m drunk by midnight and NOBODY TOLD ME WE WERE DOING THIS. By the time I realised we were doing these, I was tipsy drunk and so yeah. Time to half arse it but fully mean it.

To name a few people who made my fucking year : @musette22 @howdoyousleep3 @the1918 @ixalit @oh-i-swear-writes @cantabile-l @thegodswife @darter-blue @kalee60 @hanitrash @trekchik @allegedlyann @dreadlockholiday @justice-for-plums @ceratonia-siliqua @thewaythatwerust @martelldoran @hannah-stagram @hawkeyeandthewintersoldier you’ve all been darlings and I appreciate you all. And to anyone else who I’ve missed, I probably appreciate you too. I’ve just had 2 bottles of wine to myself and I’m trying to not get profound right now.

I wish you all a happy and healthy 2021! 2020 was not a total writeoff due to tumblr and fandom and I appreciate everyone who even reads this. 💕

[toverijenspokerij]

Whenever I see a lot of Chumbley:

My facial expression:

What I'll be doing:

Here's to hoping that good old common sense revives itself.

[david-sharkthot-webster]

If you needed to know how my night is going : they played baby shark followed by the cha cha slide xoxoxo

[fuzzyblanketcuddles]

This just made me laugh so much

[dydremlvur]

I just love people