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"i'm just the man on the balcony," i scream as they drag me away and put me in a straightjacket

#fall out boy #brainrot #i love patrick stump #but joe #ngh joe

Listen. I know that literally everyone in the immortal family is named SomeGuy McWhatever and that that is the point, that they are just normal people who happened to be put in an insane situation, and that is good, it's good writing. However. I'll never forgive TOG for forcing me to openly simp for a guy named Joe

#at least yusuf sounds prettier #but JOE #come on #like i get why they did it i really do but consider: having to say 'joe's eyes are so pretty they make me want to bite things' makes me ill #tog #the old guard #yusuf al kaysani #mine

So here’s the thing. I watched Joe Flanigan in Metal Hurlant 3 times since yesterday and the posts I’m about to spam came from the obsession I now have for screen capping it.

Oh and there’s Space turtles ffs

#metal hurlant #hondo #joe flanigan #he's seriously hot #but metal hurlant was not #seriously the worse cheesy sci fi ever #but Joe

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Old Guard (Movie 2020) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani/Nicky | Nicolo di Genova Characters: Nicky | Nicolo di Genova, Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani Additional Tags: Fluff and Smut, Ace Friends there is an asterik to help you avoid the sex acts if you still wanna try reading :), Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Bathtub Sex, Bathtubs, Deep conditioning your immortal soulmate's hair is something that can just be so personal, the sequel to FRECKLE FIC, otherwise known as CURLS, Joe's curls and Nico's affinity for them, Backstory, some light angst in there???, Returning to Malta (The Old Guard), Malta fic Summary:

“D’you remember the first time you taught me to do this?” He murmured into the quiet, lips turned up into a private smile.

“Was it the inn in Bohemia?”

He tutted playfully, giving a little tug on the ringlet in his hands. “So close, but not quite.”

“Tell me the story, then.” He chuckled, hands under the water and gliding over Nicky’s thighs.

FRECKLES: THE SEQUEL aka CURLS! tagging @women-seem-wicked, @cactusdragon517, @littlerosetrove, @ilostmyothersock, and @are-you-still-dreaming PLEASE ENJOY FOLKS! <3

#the old guard #nicolo di genova #yusuf al kaysani #joe x nicky #yusuf x nicolo #fanfiction #freckles: the sequel #CURLS #kaysanova #immortal husbands #i think i might have a condition i cant stop writing needy bottom joe #there is NO CURE #jk i have some grade a bottom nicky smut in my files #but JOE #getting treated like a KING?#YES PLEASE

*manifesting getting a big hug from joe* hi

#ollie says things #i am SCARED OK #i have 2 go 2 the doctor on thursday aND my driving class is on the 6th like AHGHHHFHFHFHD IM AF R A ID #but JOE #JOE WILL MAKE IT BETTER #he is the Best and this is a Fact #yttd #ult cc tag

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#joehills #I know I am incomprehensible #but Joe #JOE.....#HE REPLIED TO MY JOE KILLS DOODLE ON DISCORD #HEEEELP

"I'd much prefer to be helping someone turn it around than being the guy trying to turn it around," Biden says

NO SHIT, JOE

#YEAH MAYBE THE DUDE WHO EVISCERATED ANITA HILL AND WHO PLAGIARIZED...LIKE MULTIPLE TIMES #SHOULDN'T LOB HIS HAT UNDERHAND INTO THE RING IN 2020 #like I love uncle joe as much as the next filthy centrist shill #but joe #bro #no #politics!