They Make Good Soup

Scottish, she/her, Ancienty. This is a Stargate Atlantis/SG1 blog. My favourites are Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay and Jack O'Neill. Addicted to fanfic, I like McShep, Carson/Evan, McBeck, Johnson (Beckard) and McBeckard but respect all other ships. I sometimes make edits and art. WARNING: I occasionally do Stargate Post Spams so if you don't want to be spammed then this is not the blog you are looking for. Sideblogs: @irritablegallowglass (Leverage) and @thegeorgiahuntsman (Daryl Dixon/TWD)

[carsonsweebabyturtles]

I’ll try to keep this up to date as I add anything new to my blog.

Updated 12/03/25

SGA + Terry Pratchett 

No! Please! I’ll tell you whatever you want

Oh, well...

Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do

You needed at least three witches for a coven

Sometimes the only thing you could do for people was be there

Your brain on drugs is a terrible sight

There was this about vampires

There’s no justice

The intelligence of that creature known as a crowd

Do you think there’s anything to eat in this forest?

They obeyed, as wise men do

Once you gave a thing a name, you gave it life

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day

Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible

There’s a door

Inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened

Zoology, eh? That’s a big word, isn’t it

It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever

Did I do anything last night that suggested I was sane?

And sin, young man, is when you treat people like things

Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off

Beating people up in little rooms…he knew where that led

I wonder… am I really a bastard or am I just really good at thinking like one?

I’m surely going to regret this

Never trust a species that grins all the time

That was the thing about death

All assassins had a full-length mirror

The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are.

Vimes prodded at it as politely as he dared

The only way housework could be done

Bill Door made the mistake

“That’s right” he said “We’re philosophers...”

The four lesser apocalyptical horsemen

No one is actually dead

The Patrician was still breathing

Don’t put your faith in Gods

Mustrum Ridcully did a lot for rare species

He’d faced trolls and dwarfs and dragons

Steal five dollars and you were a petty thief

Well, trouble is always easy to find...

thinking up good names,

Hmm. Going thin on top.

The Assassin moved quietly from roof to roof...

It was just waiting for some idiot...

He was eating a roasted rabbit...

There’s no need to get hysterical

She wasn’t certain what the future held

‘Oh’ said Rincewind

Lawn looked down at his patient

The Archchancellor was the first to recover.

SG-1 + Terry Pratchett

If you try to take my bananas from me

He’s dead. However, credit where it’s due, he hasn’t let that stop him

Susan hated Literature.

A Series of Unfortunate Screen Caps

Pretty people making unfortunate faces

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15) (16) (17) (18) (19) (20) (21) (22) (23) (24) (25) (26) (27) (28)

Dr Beckett, Your Bad Practice/Dodgy Ethics Is Showing!!!!

(1) (2) (3) (4)

My Art

-Stargate-

Carson Beckett (1) (2) 

John Sheppard (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6)

Rodney McKay (1) (2) (3)

The Wraith (Todd) (Steve) (Queen) (Bob) (Spike) (Kenny)

Teyla Emmagen (1) (2)

Ronon Dex (1)

Evan Lorne (1) 

Elizabeth Weir (1) (2)

Michael (1)

Jack O’Neill (1) (2)

Samantha Carter (1) (2) (3)

Daniel Jackson (1)

Vala Mal Doran (1)

Janet Fraiser (1)

SGU (Riley) (Kiva)

Martouf (1)

-Silly Stargate Doodles-

Don’t Starve/SGA

Don't Starve/Todd

Veggie Tales/SGA

Pinky and The Brain/McShep

Star Wars/McBeck

Danger Mouse/McShep

Bob The Builder/SGA

Birds/SGA

Star Wars/SG1

-Not Stargate-

Daryl Dixon (TWD) (1)

Eliot Spencer (Leverage) (1) (2)

Princess Leia (Star Wars) (1)

Fennec Shand (TBOBF) (1)

Geralt of Rivia (The Witcher) (1)

Sherlock Holmes (1)

Chrisjen Avasarala (The Expanse) (1)

Karos (Warcraft the Beginning) (1)

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The archchancellor was the first one to recover.

'Windle!' he said. 'We thought you were dead!'

― Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

[dailystargatebooty]

Clone Carson - jigsaw puzzle (35 pieces)

An online jigsaw puzzle with 35 pieces.

[willgrahamscock]

how are you gonna be 31 and posting fandom content bro leave it to the teenagers

People 10 and 20 years older than me are writing your favorite fanfics, and drawing your favorite characters. You'd have no fandom without the people you think are 'too old' to have hobbies.

[nessataleweaver]

Who the heck do you think started modern day fandom with Star Trek? It sure wasn't teenagers.

Who do you think makes professional quality fanart and fanfic? People who've been practicing it for ten, fifteen, twenty years!

Or even people who've been practicing it for thirty, forty or fifty!!!!!

example: Diane Duane. Currently in her seventies. Star Trek fangirl since the original run. Goddess-level Ascended Fan who has created official tie-in works in more forms of media than pretty much anyone else alive, possibly even Rodenberry himself because they didn't have audiobooks or video games when he was with us. Writer of Spock's World, The Wounded Sky, Doctor's Orders in TOS. Co-writer of TNG script Where no one has gone before, and writer of the tie-in novel Dark Mirror among others. Writer of a half-dozen Star Trek Comics. She has adapted her own work for audio, has written for the Star Trek manga series, has written short Trek fiction for anthologies, and plotted and wrote the video game Star Trek: the Kobayashi Alternative.

In other fandoms, she was a personal friend of Terry Pratchett himself. As a scriptwriter, she's also worked in fandoms like Scooby-Doo, Transformers, My Little Pony, Gargoyles, Batman: The Animated Series, Spiderman: Unlimited (and a trilogy of tie-in novels still in print) and Barbie: Fairytopia. ...And that's just cherry-picking her imdb page.

While she can't give out specific details due to Obvious Reasons, she's still active in the Sherlock BBC fandom - and there's a specific subset of her fans who love guessing which of the legendary fanfics might be her work (I am not one of them, BTW, as it is None Of My Business. I'm old-school that way).

Fandom is not for teenagers. Fandom is for everyone of good heart and enthusiasm for a good (or even bad! No judgement!) story.

Just wait until you grow up, Anonymous OP. Wonder how long it'll take you to change your mind.

[dduane]

...Some days when you're feeling tired and sad, and wondering "what the hell is the point... why am I even bothering?"... it's nice to be reminded that you're supported.

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Spam over. It was so hard not to include Radek and Rodney together. I might have to do a spam at a later date with just those two.

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Radek Zelenka and Major Evan Lorne

This conversation

[sga-mcshep-4ever]

"I didn't know we had deep space sensors." "Yes, well, no one did. From what I can tell, they've been running silently in the background along with our other primary systems." "In the background?" "Yes." "So why the sudden leap to the foreground?" "Excellent question." "We don't have an answer for that yet, do we?" "Not as of yet, no." "Okay, well, keep me in the loop." "You are the loop." "Isn't that a nice thing to say. You're more than welcome to continue walking with me, but if there's something that you need to do…" "Yes. Yes."

[verzelen]

Inspired by @massharp1971's fic Invisible mending. Go read in on AO3: Invisible mending (1954 words) by Mas_Pebbles_Sharp

[morezelenka]

I love that scene. It's funny, exciting and heroic.

Source

[incoming-wormhole]

[kirummiki]

poor pigeons

[spockvarietyhour]

Stargate Atlantis "Reunion"

[carsonsweebabyturtles]

Radek Zelenka and Major Evan Lorne

This conversation

[alcka]

[spockvarietyhour]

The ole Shoot'n'ask "Reunion"

[jumpingpuddles]

STARGATE ATLANTIS ↝  Quarantine