#but once in a while...

[mizminx-musings]

is the juice worth the squeeze?

[moddestmouse]

Let me be the first to say: fucking o u c h i e

[lucyyh]

I’m a teeny tiny bit drunk.

Uh. That happens like one every five years....

[pinkhairedmorlock-blog]

✉✘❤♣

Send ✉ for an 2 AM text

[Text: cornbread] U have a tv?[Text: cornbread] I'm bored[Text: cornbread] can I come watch? [Text: cornbread] can't sleep r u sleepin? [Text: cornbread] answer now[Text: cornbread] c'mon kentucky[Text: cornbread] I ever tell u i dunno where kentucky is? 

Send ✘ for an unsent text

[Text: cornbread] sometimes I wish baby was urs[Text: cornbread] then I never accept volga's offer[Text: cornbread] and things R well

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

[Text: cornbread] Remember when Cece checked me N u never looked[Text: cornbread] if u want u can look now[Text: cornbread] *insert pic of half naked Sarah*

Send ♣ for a drunk message

[Text: cornbread] --blank message--[Text: cornbread] oop[Text: cornbread] I CHAGENCE CHANELLGE fuk it[Text: cornbread] cum drnk [Text: cornbread] wyh izt sutf comnig otuta my mouse mouz mouth[Text: cornbread] hw deelte wrods hwo how ((ok maybe I went too far with the drunk texts. Oops - I challenge you /fuck it - come drink - why is that stuff coming out of my mouth - how to delete words how))