#but really!

[beroebluejeans]

few things have made me as strikingly aware of the great variety of human sexual preferences as the experience of reading ACOTAR. this is…sexy? not only some, but in fact MANY women find this sexy?

[lovesosweeet]

some of y’all really hold some strong 5sos partner opinions without acknowledging that folks are human and like… ANYONE under a microscope would have some ugly bits.

[rissynicole]

Pardon but your zim is so cute!! His bug eyes <333

Awww, thank you!! Here’s a bigger version of him for folks who don’t feel like zooming in on my teeny one:

[winterxisxcomingx]

ok I’m sorry but I just can’t stop thinking about Glee’s “Smooth Criminal” version but it’s Evie and Harry Hook.

So, Mal & Ben are absent, they're at a meeting with an important family and so, Uma had a plan to attack Mal’s group.

Harry wanted to splash some liquid (that has something painful in it) at Jay but Carlos shielded him from it. And now Carlos is lying on a bed in his room. He’s in pain and Jay is with him trying to help him in any way. He can’t believe that Carlos did it for him. That Jay couldn’t protect him. The stronger one. When Mal isn’t here he is supposed to take care of the rest of the group. He felt so guilty. Jay said that he won’t let go of his hand.

That’s why Evie is taking care of other things. Such as conversation with Uma’s crew. But Evie is mad. Super mad. Furious. But also calm in some weird, scary way. She went alone to see Harry. She demanded answers and an antidote for Carlos.

He was cocky. She was angry and confident. But most important - she was worried sick about her friend. She was able to do anything just to see Carlos smile again. To not seeing him suffer.

“You’re a liar, Hook”

“She questioned my honour... I demand satisfaction in old-fashioned way, my lady.”

“You wanna have a duel? Come on then.”

Song on yt is here

[clockworkbee]

SOBH | Kieran's letter to General Winter

I am disturbed to hear that the Seelie Court continues to rebuff my requests for a summit of peace. You were right when you noted your suspicions earlier; they have become more secretive in this past year, even for them.

Now, this is isn't nice AT ALL! I thought things would change but how can one expect the Seelie Queen of all faeries to leave her Slytherin nature? (Is she hiding because she's afraid for Ash, though? Or is she hiding because of secretive wicked plans?)

You do not need to suggest to me that I contact Adaon; he is my own brother and I speak with him often. Whenever I bring up the possibility of a united court, or a meeting between myself and the Seelie Queen, he says the same thing: now is not the time for a summit that might lead to discord — now is the time to preserve the fragile peace between the two courts by leaving well enough alone.

I thought...you know, since Adaon is there, things would change.

He has the Queen’s ear, so I must trust he knows what I do not. Still, you know it is not in my nature to do nothing and call it progress.

As I said in a repost, "could it be that he's bound by loyalty to the Seelie Queen, can't lie and so is NOT telling Kieran anything?"

Speaking of that fragile peace, I must inquire—have your redcaps learned any more about the strange presence that has been noted in Faerie, and whether it is beneficial or antagonistic to our interests?

Too bad coz I thought the mysterious presence could be Ash, Janus or the Seelie Queen herself and that Kieran was hiding that meeting for some reason but our king knows well. (I'm sorry for doubting you Kieran!) But it's also DISTURBING ME coz like, he doesn't even know! What are those 3 even upto?!!

I feel it through my connection to the Land — I am woken sometimes, feeling that presence I cannot define, knowing it is both of Faerie and not of it, and that the Land itself is afraid.

One: I'm SO GLAD Kieran is king and has a connection to the Land.

Two: no. I do NOT like that he's woken by it.

Three: "that presence I cannot define, knowing it is both of Faerie and not of it" what the hell, it's obviously Ash!

And Four: "the Land itself is afraid." WHY?!

[mojoflower]

Jesus christ.  Mr. Mojo just told his brother to stay away from their elderly parents for the next few weeks, and he refused, because he “has to pick up checks and do his laundry”.  And we’re like:  Your fucking laundry is important enough to gamble that your parents could die????  But he’s dug his heels in.  He can’t possibly go to a laundromat.  So what if Dad is 78 and not in great health?

Fuckity fuck.  We just sent him a link on how to do your fucking clothes in the bathtub.  Like, it’s not that hard.  I did it for an entire year, once.  Fifty years ago, half the population did it like that.

He’s ineffable.  And not in a good way.

[sweet-evie]

Have ya'll ever visited the Code Geass community on Reddit? It's FUCKING TOXIC! 🤢🤮

So many shipping wars. Why can't people just respect each other?

One user got downvoted so hard because they supported a SuzaLulu fanart I posted. And just in case someone takes this the wrong way (because fucking internet), my OTP is LelouchC.C.. But I respect everyone's preferred ship.

Why hate on someone just because their taste is different from yours?