#buteverytime

[johtolder-blog]

What's the use of feeling 'Blue', but every time they say a word that starts with the letter W it gets faster

[pointlessfangirlingforever]

warriors but every time

•warriors but every time Thornclaw is on a patrol it gets faster

•warriors but every time a villain is broad shouldered it gets faster

•warriors but every time a villain is a tabby it gets faster

•warriors but every time a villain is male it gets faster

•warriors but every time firepaw/heart/star gets into other Clans business it gets faster

•warriors but every time there’s forbidden love it gets faster

•warriors but every time StarClan gives a half-ass prophecy it gets faster

•warriors but every time ThunderClan and RiverClan have a petty argument over Sunning Rocks it gets faster

•warriors but every time ThunderClan starts something with ShadowClan it gets faster

•warriors but every time ShadowClan loses it’s faith in the warrior code it gets faster

•warriors but every time dustpelt and ferncloud have more kits it gets faster

•warriors but every time dovewings eye color is changed it gets faster

•Warriors but every time Crowfeather gets his eye colored changed it gets faster

•Warriors but every time it is mentioned that riverclan cats are fat it gets faster

•Warriors but every time there is a grammatical error it gets faster

•Warriors but every time a cat dies of greencough it gets faster

•Warriors but every time heavystep dies it gets faster

•Warriors but every time Sol comes back it gets faster

•Warriors but every time Firestar lets kittypets and rogues into the clan it gets faster

•Warriors but every time the code is broken it gets faster

•Warriors but every time cats are sent on a journey it gets faster

•Warriors but every time they doubt StarClan it gets faster

•Warriors but every time StarClan was actually right it gets faster

•Warriors but every time jayfeather is an asshole it gets faster

•Warriors but every time Leopardstar demands things that are too over the top it gets faster

•Warriors but every time some jerk decides to take over shadowclan it gets faster

•Warriors but every Crowfeather’s love interest dies it gets faster

•Warriors but every time some female cat dies a dramatic death it gets faster

•Warriors but every time a villain is a brown tabby it gets faster

•Warriors but every time a cat is described as having “Icy blue eyes” it gets faster

•Warriors but every time a male villain has two sisters that die it gets faster

•Warriors but every time a cat has a scar on their back in between their shoulder blades it gets faster

•Warriors but every time there is a huge age gap it gets faster

•Warriors but every time Ravenpaw and Barley act gay it gets faster

•Warriors but every time a cat is forced to become a med cat because of lack of warrior qualities it gets faster

[itsdisneymydudes]

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