Aug 11, 2014
oh god no why why i have that low down horrible stomach feeling and the clammy sweats WHY IS MY BUTT BETRAYING ME TODAY
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oh god no why why i have that low down horrible stomach feeling and the clammy sweats WHY IS MY BUTT BETRAYING ME TODAY
SO ANYWAY i thought maybe i was allergic to that protein shake thing but i also realized that there was a big fruit recall of all the fruits i have been eating all month, namely peaches, because of fucking listeria and now i kind of have the butt death and i had a fever earlier in the week so im prolly gonna die avenge my death tumblr
finally out. gotta be back in at 7 am tomorrow. i'm getting Taco Bell because my butt is already tender and sad. maybe im in the mood to destroy something beautiful.
OH GOD MY STOMACH HAS BEEN MAKING NOISES LIKE ANGRY WASPS FOR 10 HOURS IM SO MAD IM SO TIRED WHY BUTT BEES WHY everything remains terrible eta: i have been asked never again to use the phrase ASS HORNETS in an interdepartmental email
oh god im so tired and so cranky and my fucking head is killing me but every time i try to lay down and sleep i have to explode again and i am really fucking tired of pooping cry
your butt will never forgive you for eating that chia pod monstrosity
it’s like the godzilla trailer up in here oh god
roaring and thundering and people are running for their lives and crying
bryan cranston is panicking right now and he’s not even sure why
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