#butthead.

[quietamericans]

butthead.

[himakuto-blog]

i love you more than i love myself and that's way too much.

You really do love yourself too much.

[himakuto-blog]

i love you so much.

I love you too.

[himakuto-blog]

[MSG:] Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?

⟨ 본문 ⟩ ┈ what kind of question is this...yes

[himakuto-blog]

[MSG:] My gaydar is infallible. Trust me.

⟨ 본문 ⟩ ┈ i can’t trust your gaydar at all. your judgement is awful

[himakuto-blog]

[MSG:] I told you not to buy lube from a tourist shop!

⟨ 본문 ⟩ ┈ ok but like????? it was so cheap and like...oreo flavored lube?⟨ 본문 ⟩ ┈ who knew it was that watery⟨ 본문 ⟩ ┈ why are you using it while i’m at work anyway fuckin nerd⟨ 본문 ⟩ ┈ stop jackin off

[himakuto-blog]

[MSG:] I just walked into the room at this party and someone shouted “dibs!”

⟨ 본문 ⟩ ┈ dibs on fucking what? -_-⟨ 본문 ⟩ ┈ not you. no one can have dibs on you but your very own fiance