Happy birthday to me! To find out how old I am just count the bananas in this photo and divide by 4 then carry the 1, that should do it. For those following my instastories you know it's been a wild journey these last couple of days, and not the good kind that we all say make us stronger, sometimes life is just a pain in the ass...literally. Let's just go with the fact that I'm happy to be out the other side, recovering, and have more of an excuse to do even less cooking and cleaning than I was already doing at this stage of pregnancy. So here's to another year around the sun, and the globe, and to getting one step closer to building a mini crew of humans that will fetch me booze and chocolate for the rest of my birthdays to come. I've heard that babies and toddlers become trainable to be your butlers, if this isn't true please wait until tomorrow to break the news to me #becausebirthdays #babybutlers #buttjokesfordays #idontevenlikebananas (at Myanmar)