One time when I was like 4 years old, I was chillin with my dad and my cousin (who was also 4) in the lazy river at a water park. At one point my cousin slips out of his inner tube into the water and starts drowning, so my dad turns to save him. Upon seeing this, my dumbass of a 4-year-old brain thought, "Hmm,,, Interesting,,, My father,,, Is not paying attention to me,,,"
Anyway my dad saves my cousin and turns around to find that his dear, stupid, stupid daughter was ALSO drowning. Because I was Just That Petty B)
So he takes these two ugly crying gremlins out of the lazy river and has literally no idea where to go from here. He finds this fountain made out of a fish statue and is like, "Haha,, look at the funny fish,," And I stopped crying because I took pity on him. Also it was pretty much my fault lmao