#buttslaps

[booksandbaseball2026]

Vladdy giving Whit a massive butt slap

[bubbalasblurbs]

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[butt-stabbed]

I don't freaking care if you're my grandma. Slap my butt and I won't hesitate to punch you in the face.

Sincerely, the girl who hates people touching her.

[mephyst]

Gerick sent me this as a picker-upper after discussing our mutually hrglesnarfle past week on skype. 

Then this:

Gerick: Im getting a hug right now

Silas: I wonder what that makes tea...

Silas: The companionable buttslap?

Gerick: Bwahaha i almost spit up when i read that

Silas: XD Sorry

Tea: The Companionable Buttslap to Life.

[kozmotisblackasks]

"A drink?" Nik's hand froze mid-action. She looked at the man, still smiling. "A drink sounds lovely. I will buy you one, given that you are the one in this compromising position." She gave him one last slap for emphasis. Getting up, Nik pushed the hair from her face before offering a hand to Kozmotis. "My treat."

His face still hot and eyes still wide with shock, it took him a moment to take the hand offered. Getting his feet back under him, he dusted himself off and cleared his throat before giving a wry smile. “Does that make me, in the modern parlance, your ‘bitch’?”

 He threw his head back with a laugh at the sound of the vulgar word coming from his own mouth. “Either way, I’ll take that drink, my dear madam!” He offered his hand daintily like a lady would to Nikoleta while making a curtsy motion with the other and bowing coquettishly. The grin that he’d been holding back made his cheeks ache with how wide it pulled at his mouth.

[kozmotisblackasks]

Nikoleta pounced the man, laughing triumphantly. She positioned herself below his rear, pinning his legs down with her own as she sat on his thighs. Her hands hovered above him, ready to strike. "You are oh-so gracious, dear sir. A lady always accepts an offer as generous as this." She was out of breath and pink faced, but it did not stop her from beging the onslaught of slaps. She used both hands, alternating them, with many light, quick hits on the general's bottom.

((PFFFF!! XD This is ridiculous! I love you!))

Kozmotis had thought she was joking until the first slap shocked through. Lifting his head, eyes wide and face flushing darkly. “Wha-” he suddenly bit his lip against a sound that tried to come out his mouth against his will. In a high and squeaky voice, Koz eventually replied with, “A lady should hardly be so familiar with a gentleman’s behind when they’ve only just met! Shouldn’t I at least buy you a drink first or the other way round?!” 

[kozmotisblackasks]

"Wha--" Nik's mouth dropped. Just as she was about to swat back at him, Kozmotis was out of reach. Her reflexes were quick and soon she was sprinting after the man. "You can run all you like, little man, but I will hunt you down." Nik guffawed, nearly choking on the air in between.

Nikoleta’s laughter sent him into even deeper hysterics himself. “You talk big but I’m still waiting to see if you can live up to your words,” his voice lilted teasingly as he rabbited just far enough to be just out of her grasp.

Kozmotis kept the chase up for as long as he could but his breastplate wasn’t exactly light and neither was the gigantic sword strapped across his back. When he was spent, he merely fell down flat on his front and remained there. “I’m done! I’m dying!” he was still chuckling and unable to get enough air. “Spank away, madam; I am defeated!” The grin on his face belied the fake nature of the dramatic tone of his voice. “A gentleman always takes his licks graciously,” he added which only sent him into further fits of giggles.

[kozmotisblackasks]

She opened her arms and inbraced his hug " hehe okay I like hugs. "

He scooped her up and gave her a bear hug, careful not to hug too tightly. He swung her around and then placed her back on her feet. “You, my lady, may have as many of those as you wish,” he promised with a grin.