#buurrrnnn

[ozaisdadjokes]

You know I really want to write some Bioshock fanfiction starring my bae Booker but I feel like I'd get so tangled up in their quantum-flux-infinite-world-kind-of-somewhat-science that I'd just end up getting frustrated and quit. What I'd write would probably end up somewhat like the plot of Burial at Sea, which means it would be poorly thought out and badly written but it would still be wildly popular for some inexplicable reason.

[fire-dad]

I'm impatient.

Only 2 more nights sleeping alone until I get to sleep next to darling bb gf again and I can't wait.

[daiyamondooowada-blog]

Buuurrrnnnn

Callahan: Warner. Now be useful and get me a coffee.

Warner: But we're drinking cham-

Callahan: Splenda and skiiiiiiim.