#bviewstarter

[txmhxrdy]

i’ve told my agents i can’t be asked to do the difficult stunts anymore. this is an old body. what once could perform miracles? not so much anymore. ‘we just asked for you to run up the stairs, tom’ they say. well, sounds simple on paper, difficult when you fall over. i am now limping and the dogs are not trained to unpack boxes. hardy’s not so hard anymore lads, he’s no jackie chan. if this made you feel sorry for me, or laugh at me, please feel free to come by and pity me with food. the name’s tom, and even if i sound whiny, i’m very happy to join this adorable little town and the rest of you. // @townofbayview​

[meganfxx]

i have been here three seconds and i already love this place. the cutest dog came rushing to me to say hi. sure, so when he did he jumped up at me, made me drop the lamp i was holding, it fell to the floor and shattered. the dog owner was horrified but it was okay, the lamp was ugly as f so it really did save me trouble. sorry mama, it just wasn’t meant to be in my apartment. are dogs welcoming everyone moving to bayview? because i can see why this place is so popular then. oh and i guess i should introduce myself. i’m megan, and if anyone would love to show the new girl around and buy her dinner... i’m not saying no. // @townofbayview​

[zaynsalamb]

wow, you wanna make a great second first impression on your favourite town and the first thing you do? get distracted by a bird, trying to take a picture, walk straight into a tree. see, this is why i should not be allowed outside on my own, i should stay in with my piles of moving boxes. i can't find anything, but at least i'm not out there walking into trees. and with that... hello, my darlings. the idiot is back. zayn, i mean, for those of you who don't know me and that i don't know. and those of you that do know me but want to pretend they don't after this impression... well, i can't blame you. now, can i get a home delivery from sweet tooth? @townofbayview​

[freddycxrter]

i was under the impression that i was moving into an empty house with no mates, but after taking a look in all the rooms it seems i was mistaken - considering there is a spider as big as my fist in one of the rooms. okay, maybe not as big as my fist, but the first impression? it was big. now, this leaves me with a few options. do i just close off that room and not use it? do i try to befriend the little bugger? i try to not scream my lungs off and make a fool out of myself in the neigbourhood since i reckon that’s not what i want to as a first impression of me... stay tuned friends, stay tuned. and by the way, i’m the new lad in town, name’s freddy and i might have a new pet spider, and if he (she? they?) starts taking over my house i might be trying to sleep on your sofa from now on. // @townofbayview​ 

[daddxrix]

my favourite show dropped with a new season so of course, i’ve been in bingewatching almost the whole thing. now, there’s absolutely nothing that offends me more than when netflix gives you that ‘are you still watching...’ pop-up. like yes, netflix, i am still watching. do you think i have a life? i do not. i am still watching, leave me alone. i swear, netflix guilt-trips me as much as it still feels like i’m doing something wrong when i stay inside when the weather is nice, like i’m 30+ and still hear my parents’ judging tone asking why i’m inside when i could be out enjoying the sunshine. please tell me i’m not the only one in this. 

[niccough]

Little known fact:  I was broke during most of my 20's so I moved to take a job as an optician clinic. Now as a less broke, 30-something I decided to move to Bayview. I’m sorry to inform you that I won’t be working for or opening an optician clinic here unless things go really south.  I riding high on my career though and I intend to keep doing that.  I was informed that Bayview was the kind of place someone could escape to between the long hours on set so here I am.  I found a cute little place with plenty of space in it and honestly, my next mission is to lure as many of my friends from around the world around so life can be a constant sleepover where everyone has their own room but you can have communal parties to watch Love Island or Drag Race. I’m actually looking forward to getting to see more American reality television.  Everyone has their kryptonite and mine is that.  Please let me know what yours is.  I promise I want to know for innocent reasons. I won’t use it against you.

[inbarlcvi]

I have a list of scary but exciting things I wanna do in life and this Summer I crossed “moving to a new place” and “releasing my debut single”. I’ll let you guess which one of those things was the scariest. But now I’m curious. Do you have a bucket list, too? Or is there a scary but exciting thing you’ve been dreaming of doing? I’ll listen to all of your wishes while I’m exploring the area -- it’s so pretty here! Oh, I’m Inbar, by the way.

[xjmparrish]

so, summer is here and that means lounging by the pool with a cocktail in hand. with that in mind, I’m looking for some mocktail recipes or nonalcoholic alcohol to try. why specify, you ask? well, SURPRISE! we are welcoming a human baby into the family at the end of summer! so please give me all the combinations of juice and sparkling water you can think of! and mommy friends, expect to be hearing a lot more from me! @townofbayview​