#bwoomp

[bidobo]

my gay little to do list:

wake up from hibernation and jerk off too (anti depressant dick got me actin like i need old man ED pills)

go through my backlog of art and organize it so EVENTUALLY i can post em (ie old doodles/sketches, pieces that never saw light of day)

uhhhh fart. idk

DRINK WATER OR YOU WILL DIE

drink water like youre hooked up to an outside faucet (mmmmm hose water 🤤) and you cant move and all the water is making you big and fat and sloshy and soft and big and hdjshhhngmns

[pitzki]

i miss her chat :(

[prokopetz]

Who decided that a video game character picking up a large, heavy object should go “bwoomp”, anyway?

[thrusticus]

[bidobo]

pleaseeee can i just pump a few more gallons into you 🥺🥺🥺 i know your belly is so full and sloshy already, i can barely fit my arms around you and you can barely walk - just enough to finish off this tank! i promise!

ah what the hell - its not like you can do much to stop me anyways. oh you dont want the hose stuck in you down there? too tight? go ahead, fix it before i turn the nozzle back on. OOPS! too late! god, listen to the gurgling - your desperate whimpering - mmh, definitely adds something to it... ohh i can feel it swirling around inside you - unh~ feels like a water balloon pumping full and stretching tight wherever it can to make more room-f-fuck-!

[bidobo]

OK. HI . AGAIN LMFAO

ummm so i went to the psych ward :3c but i stay silly

naw but fr im totally cool, FINALLY getting fucking mental health care lol

also. do NOT. EVER. fucking mix ANY cold medicine with depression meds/SSRIs. ITS NOT FUN. ok no it was pretty fun for a minute BUT NOT WHEJ YOU CANT SLEEP.

THIS IS A PSA.

SSRI + COUGH MEDICINE = VERY VERY BAD TIME

i am once again bernie sanders asking for your patience and understanding thank you so much and many thousands of apologies yall 😭 im back on the right road and they screwed my head back on right so hopefully i can actually DO SHIT now.

THANK YOU ALL 💕💕💕💕💕💕

[bidobo]

back home again ✌️🧡🏜

[bidobo]

when a berry starts dribbling from their nips (or lips 🫦😼🫐) and u can see it staining their straining clothes... running down their swelling blue bod... 🤤🥵😮‍💨💦