#bxthiisms

[analytxcal]

“✒︎”

Chris likes chicken noodle soup when he is sick with a shit load of crackers. Not an equal cracker to soup ratio. 

[ pointless facts - accepting ]

[analytxcal]

// i was bayley’s fake boyfriend rami today.

[10/27/2015 10:50:24 PM] bayleaf: She says "HEY how about this: Bayley is your girlfriend" [10/27/2015 10:50:36 PM] bayleaf: I think this was meant to be an insult or something lmao [10/27/2015 10:50:44 PM] Ɩɑɗybuɡ;;: Damn, kid. [10/27/2015 10:50:53 PM] Ɩɑɗybuɡ;;: Tell her I said you're the best girlfriend ever. [10/27/2015 10:51:00 PM] Ɩɑɗybuɡ;;: Oh maybe she meant it like [10/27/2015 10:51:11 PM] Ɩɑɗybuɡ;;: i should buy you chocolate and not her [10/27/2015 10:51:42 PM | Edited 10:51:52 PM] bayleaf: I asked her what she meant and she said "I meant like.. kiss " [10/27/2015 10:51:53 PM] Ɩɑɗybuɡ;;: When you get to my house. [10/27/2015 10:52:00 PM] Ɩɑɗybuɡ;;: All night long. [10/27/2015 10:52:06 PM] bayleaf: pLS [10/27/2015 10:52:11 PM] Ɩɑɗybuɡ;;: Do not tell her that [10/27/2015 10:52:13 PM] Ɩɑɗybuɡ;;: Abort [10/27/2015 10:52:25 PM] bayleaf: NO BUT SHE IS SAYING WORST THING STHAN YOU ARE IM DYIN [10/27/2015 10:52:39 PM] Ɩɑɗybuɡ;;: FUCK YOU KID [10/27/2015 10:52:44 PM] Ɩɑɗybuɡ;;: i'm kidding ok [10/27/2015 10:52:49 PM] bayleaf: SHE JUST WENT "AND THEN YOU GUYS DO SEXY TIMES" [10/27/2015 10:52:54 PM] bayleaf: LIKE NO CHILD [10/27/2015 10:52:58 PM] Ɩɑɗybuɡ;;: Yes. [10/27/2015 10:53:08 PM] Ɩɑɗybuɡ;;: I'll thrust your pistons. [10/27/2015 10:53:15 PM] bayleaf: aHhH [10/27/2015 10:53:29 PM] Ɩɑɗybuɡ;;: Lube your pipes. [10/27/2015 10:53:36 PM] Ɩɑɗybuɡ;;: Grind your gears. [10/27/2015 10:54:06 PM] bayleaf: Why is this [10/27/2015 10:54:53 PM] bayleaf: hot but at the same time i'm thinking of Rami fixing my car [10/27/2015 10:54:56 PM] bayleaf: Shirtless [10/27/2015 10:55:00 PM] bayleaf: Oh gosh i must sTOP [10/27/2015 10:55:29 PM] Ɩɑɗybuɡ;;: Look, if I am your fake boyfriend Rami, then I can do whatever you want me to. [10/27/2015 10:56:01 PM] bayleaf: oh jeez [10/27/2015 10:56:05 PM] Ɩɑɗybuɡ;;: You want me to pump your tires, Bayley? [10/27/2015 10:56:21 PM] Ɩɑɗybuɡ;;: Wipe your windshield? [10/27/2015 10:56:27 PM] bayleaf: Well, my car is brand new and perfectly fine so i may need you somewhere else...

[analytxcal]

@bxthiisms from [ x ]

        He still hadn’t found his glasses, so he’d given up and laid back against the pillows with a heavy sigh. He didn’t believe in ghosts - or the supernatural. There was nothing he could say that would ease her panicking, he was certain. But, why not give it a shot, he guessed. 

        “Look, are you sure it wasn’t a nightmare? Or a shadow from a tree? There are a lot of those around here, and your house is famous for freaky ass noises. Beth, you can’t honestly expect me to believe you saw someone.”

[analytxcal]

“I woke up, and it was j-just… staring at me.”

H O R R O R . P R O M P T S //accepting (still)

        He’d spent the night at the Washington’s again - only to be awaken in the middle of the night by a rather frantic Beth. Why didn’t she wake Josh... or her parents? Chris rubbed his left eye, and tried to pat down the space next to him for his glasses to no avail. 

        “What was staring at you? You sure it wasn’t a nightmare?”

[analytxcal]

-gently drops my url here- <3

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cbXMV3eTBo

// you already know what this is 

[analytxcal]

// how skype convos are with me

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☆

» odd question munday meme// accepting

☆ ━ If you could live in the world of your muse(s) would you?

// um no, wendigos are fucking scary as shit, bayley, we discussed tHIS

[analytxcal]

'Kiss'

» Send me ‘Kiss’ and my muse will kiss yours somewhere according to their feelings for your muse!// still accepting

Almost kiss: Interest/Curiosity

        Chris looked at Beth, who was standing on the other side of his kitchen island with his mother, and a large glass bowl ready for the salad they were both going to make. There was a party happening sometime later that evening, and Hannah and Josh were outside waiting to flag their other friends down. The Washingtons just seemed to have a habit of arriving earlier than most.

        When his mother left the room, Chris walked over to Beth, and turned her body towards him, stroking the side of her cheek with his knuckles. He wanted to do this… just once, maybe for her reaction (let’s face it, that’s why he did everything)or maybe just… because. So, he leaned in close to her face, inclined his head a little… and stopped right before their lips would touch.

        “Just giving you something to think about.” And he pulled away and walked back around the island before his mom came back.