#by heca

[incorrect-aaas-quotes]

Anankos: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Crescent: What if it bites me and it dies?

Eclipse: Then you're poisonous. By the Dusk Dragon, Crescent, learn to listen.

M!Kana: What if it bites itself and I die?

Anankos: That's voodoo.

Grima: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Anankos: That's correlation, not causation.

Vallite: What if we bite each other, and neither of us dies?

Heca: That's kinky.

Anankos: Oh my gods. (Why are you like this...)

[incorrect-aaas-quotes]

Anankos: How did you get a black eye?

Heca: I angered a fox.

Anankos: How the hell do you get a black eye from an angry fox?

Heca: ...it was a very strong fox.

[incorrect-aaas-quotes]

Heca: Hey Vallite, you are familiar with kitsunes, right? Do you happen to know how to deal with an angry one? I might of summoned one that isn't friendly.

Vallite: From experience, you leave them alone and get their older sibling to calm them down.

Heca: ......Ok what if I lack that option.

Vallite: Ask someone they trust to calm them down.

Heca: I lack that too. I really need to get this kitsune to listen so I can maybe explain where she is.

Vallite: I don't know, try again, but I wouldn't recommend it. So you should just wait to see if time will cal-

Heca: already left to go try to talk to the angry fox again

-ten minutes later-

Vallite: You tried again, didn't you?

Heca: Now with a black eye and an ice pack over said black eye .......Yes. I thought she might listen if I tried to fight her after she started to attack me, but she knocked me flat on my ass and ran off!

Vallite: Sounds like this kitsune would get along well with someone I know......