I have figured out the Theorists Family Tree™
Oldest Children ~ Santi and Amy
Old enough to never be supervised. Perform their own shenanigans in a it's better to ask forgiveness than permission sort of way
Middle children ~ Lee and Tom
Bicker and stealing each other stuff constantly. Reluctantly close. Would punch each other in the face and immediately get ice cream
Youngest Child ~ Ash
Baby of the family. Beloved by all. Energy and cheerfulness in the house. Can get away with murder.
Uncle ~ Jason
Grouchy uncle. Grunkle Stan irl. The kids push his buttons but he lets them get away with it.
Cousins ~ The Editors
Float around the family. Gets into shenanigans but dodges the blame. Appear, drop lore, disappear again.
Parents ~ Matpat and Steph
The mom and dad. Loves all their kids equally. Their little baby birds have left the nest. They are wintering in the tropics now and the kids still call sometimes when they're bickering
(Bye Matpat, we love you <3)


















