The dumbest things possible

Not a prophet, never claimed to be one, anyone who says otherwise wants me dead in a mercedes benz

[thatonegirlfromthatonething]

a man called me a punk because I punked him in the face

[thatonegirlfromthatonething]

alternate timeline where the world tour is fixed

[thatonegirlfromthatonething]

Everyone loves a girl failure until i walk into a room with circles under my eyes so dark that a child laborer in the 1930s covered in soot couldn’t even compare and flyaways on a rocket ship to mars

[iftadwascool]

RIP Watcher, 2020-2024

[thatonegirlfromthatonething]

A twilight inspired dnd campaign would go so hard, you normies need to step the fuck up and face the music

[heydocverdant]

everybody loves stabbing as a sign of homoerotic longing. but when I, Brutus,

[thatonegirlfromthatonething]

imagine being the most famous emperor of one of the most powerful ancient civilizations. now imagine your assassination is on the same level pop culturally with Ariana Grande licking donuts on July 7th, 2015

Julius Seize Her is really living my dream tbh

[thatonegirlfromthatonething]

Matpat quits? DURING WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH?

a coincidence that should not go unnoticed

[its-stimsca]

hi there! sorry to bother. could you please do a vintage inspired The Hunt board? like rich people shooting clay pigeons and stuff, sorry idk how to word it. go crazy with it! thank yoU!

YESSSSS THIS IS SUCH A COOL REQUEST

🦅 🗡️ 🦅 / 🗡️ 🦅 🗡️ / 🦅 🗡️ 🦅

[thatonegirlfromthatonething]

AAAAAAAH THANK YOUUUU

[greelin]

me when i fucking GET you

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

merging lanes

[thatonegirlfromthatonething]

no one tells you that being gay and being a dm is just Pinterest boards, incoherent notes app rambles, and creating Timbullfool Timbullfrog, father of all gods and inventor of coconut seltzer drinks

[deathapartment]

artists who draw blue hair melanie (ily) what are your logistics for how she keeps it up in the eyepocalypse because it’s very very amusing to me to think about

[grecoromanyaoi]

[grecoromanyaoi]

[ospreyonthemoon]

PUNIC WARS THREE

[grecoromanyaoi]

[thanook]

PUNIC WARS FOUR

[thatonegirlfromthatonething]

Haha! What a funny joke! You really got me! Unfortunately, your father lost the bid to keep your treasured family business. My next move? Oil rigs

[thatonegirlfromthatonething]

it seems you have called yourself jizz, sailor

[thatonegirlfromthatonething]

nooo don't reverse image search me aha you're too sexy