Jul 24, 2025
Be me who drinks not often
Drink half White claw
Me: 🥴🤪
#I get what the girlies (my boy friends) call white girl wasted#release your inhibitions and all that#I smoked some weed pens before dinner but I always do that#the white claw was for after dinner#in my defense it is 8% cause it’s whiteclaw surge#but I did take one sip while standing and then walk a few steps to a stool and sat down and was like wooooah yeah okay I see you girl#it’s one of those things where like I could be less white girl waisted if I said hey stop that I got my shit together. but y would I do that#like I’m at home sis#but I do be thirsty now in another way but I def don’t think I should drive already after this half white claw#hold on lemme chug the rest#I couldn’t do it too many bubbles#I wanna finish it now but I need a breather after all that many bubbles#too bad I wanna be social now cause if I didn’t drink I’d be like noooo I’m too tired of people cause work#but also why am I so sweatyyyytt I’m just sitting here on a stool in my house I pay rent at cause I’m on the lease and all that#I’m try to chug the last quarter can now#I did it girlies#k now I’ll watch anime with the brother#I do want milk and my peanut butter chocolat dipped cookies but maybe not after all those bubbles all at once why am I so sweaty tho WTF#that wasn’t supposed to be all caps at the end why autocorrect I’ve literally never said that except maybe sometimes but like when tho#bye sisters
