#byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[oscarkelfbom]

unsportsmanlike conduct? fork found in kitchen

[winterswake]

[fauxmeeks]

another redraw~

[kylorengarbagedump]

What I wouldn’t give to have kylo choke me with his gloved hand, my feet don’t reach the floor bc he’s so fucking tall over a foot taller than me only to tell me he’s had enough of my insolence then drag me and throw me on the bed so he can ravish me all while saying the nastiest shit to me god I love it when he talks dirty

Wkreoeiruoriue ME TOO oh my god I love his dirty fucking filthy mouth, my heart is racing just thinking about those gorgeous soft lips grazing my ear, the heat of his breath as he murmurs IDFK some shit like, “I know how desperate you are for my cock, whore, how needy that little cunt is--you want me to fuck you, hm? Beg for it, slut. Beg.”

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Eridan on Chittr:

all a you iphone users makin fun a people twweeting from androids wwish you could be on my fuckin levvel

Tweeted from GUCCI SmartToilet™

[4alarm-fire]

KM shippers really out there thinking Kar*mel was supposed to be endgame and the writers didn't go through with it because the mean d*kes bullied them, but like......... He was never meant to be nothing more than a passing love interest??? They literally said they always had a two season arc planned for him. Anyway... CHEERS! 

[goddamnitdazai]

tfw you’re getting good smut going then there’s snail jizz discourse in the squad and you find an article about a snail’s sex life that says, and I quote, “ What excites the snail to screw? A stimulation so great, it threatens the snail’s life.”  I AM WHEEZING      DAZAI IS A SNAIL BYE

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

BUT CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO ADMIRE THE SUITS AND HOW TIGHT THEY LOOK ON HIS THIGH AREA!!😍😛😛

Oh my god this is literally all I’ve been thinking about like they fit losey goosey around his ass and down his legs but that Alexander guy is working wonders with his thighs like the man is doing it on purpose!!! They look so big and juicy and thick and plush and just imagine tearing the pants down his legs and suckling bruises into the mounds of soft muscles, hearing him whimper and gasp as he squirms against the bed because he’s so sensitive there, the skin sweaty and flushed and tingling and, “Saw the way you were eyeing them tonight. Looked like you wanted to take a right bite out of me.”