#c: ed

[aristocorns]

This Isn't Height Or Size Accurate (& The Poses/Anatomy Might Be A Bit Fucked Up) But It's Funny Anyways

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[ihatedangling]

Ed wants more friends! He's going to find more friends.

[smoslilguys]

@herghcsts​ - Prompt from here

“I’m sorry for the surprise drop-in.” Edward spoke, swiftly lodging his foot between the door and it’s frame before Lucius had a chance to shut it. With his hand firmly gripping the door, Ed forced it further open. “Well... actually I’m not.” He corrected himself, “I’m just trying to be polite.” He shrugged, his other hand adjusting his glasses. The last time they’d seen each other, Ed had broken into his apartment and made a mess in the kitchen. Searching for a first-aid kit. Lucius took pity on him and let him stay the night. Surprisingly- not calling the police. 

The two of them had a bit of a past together but he wasn’t sure until that night if that mattered to Lucius. His loyalties didn’t lie as deep as he expected to the GCPD. Could he really be manipulated? Molded in his hands like soft putty? A few stolen kisses and one messy night together was all it took for Lucius to keep dirty little secrets for him? It wasn’t what he was expecting. He didn’t see a romantic when he looked at him. 

“Let me in, Foxy. We both know you want to.”

[captain-dawnlight]

Location: Three Horses Bar @edithxmorran​

Cian hated being there, it was not a place he was anymore welcome at than in the Lord’s of Dust Bar, but like the other bar, it was a place where at times his presence was required. He swallowed as he walked towards the bar after the meeting, he could feel eyes on him. Most soldiers wouldn’t know who he was, but the ones in Dust for long enough knew him well enough. Child of the famous Dawnlights, very few people knew he was also the one who ended his family’s legacy, or tried to, because he was still connected to it. The name, the legacy, the tech. 

“Can I have a water?” he asked the first person he saw behind the bar, trying for a smile, but tired from the meeting he just had. 

[incorrectpsychquotes]

Carlton: Do I even weight anything to you?

Big Ed: No, it’s like holding a couple of grapes.

[arthurworthing]

ed needs affection so much... like arthur will stop cuddling & get up to leave &-- "ed" "yes" "did you just--" "yes" "grab my coat--" "yes" "with your hand--" "yes" "to keep me from leav--" "did you know rabbits can die of loneliness?"

[ofdorcs-blog]

"God, Ed- why are you so stupid, huh?" Dorcas held the make shift ice pack (her balled up scarf charmed with a freezing charm- likely not actually working). Stupid men- always fighting over something. S'why she only trusted Chester. Or at least, that's what she thought originally. But then she learned what the fight was actually about and well- stupid Ed. Going up against one of those crazy purists. Like, it was about time somebody stood up to them- but why'd it have to be him of all people? She stepped away for five minutes and then here he is- all banged up. She held one side of his face in her palm, the other was used pressing her scarf to one of the larger spots. "I still think we need to go to the hospital wing."

[aristocorns]

God This Is So Fucking Stupid HELPPPPPP

(On a more Serious note This shitpost Technically reveals the heights Between the Feline Five!)