#c:regan

[mftillerman]

@kadavernagh​ replied to your post:

[pm] I'm [deleted: Dr. Kav] Regan. I was selling pies. My partner cannot make any more pies by himself, though, and requires assistance. Preferably from someone who is both genuine and French, but one or the other will suffice.

[pm] I see. Sorry to disappoint, but I am decidedly not French. Is there some reason you thought I would be? Are you the same person promising pies to people and then ... I dunno, not making pies? I didn’t really get the whole story. 

Even if I was lookin’ for a side gig, which I’m not, I’ve never baked a pie in my life.

[onepunchlogan]

(continued here with @kadavernagh)

I believe you mispelled "fatal".

Oh damn. Okay. Either I could have sworn that it had an “e” in there on the job application, OR my parents should have failed me in second grade spelling (honestly this one is more likely). 

Btw, nice to meet you! You should definitely come to Faetal(sp) Attraction sometime and get a drink. We have fancy margaritaaaas~!

[g0t-ri5h]

kadavernagh replied

Online. Anyways, my, uh, laptop screen broke again. Are there any laptops with sturdy screens? Really sturdy.

I see. This is an issue you’ve had often by the sounds of it. Do you have a glass or LED screen? Glass tends to be more temperamental.

[natusvincere]

Hello. I'm selling delicious pies baked by a genuine Frenchman. They are $50 each. Will you buy one or several?

Who in god’s na

I don’t eat pies.  Especially not ridiculously overpriced ones.

[a-bugz-life]

@kadavernagh​ replied to your post:

[pm] Correct. A twenty year old student named Justin Kane, found dead in his dorm. I-- the Sergeant was going to investigate before he died. You work at the university, though. Is there any information you can find?

[pm] Fuck. In his dorm? Yeah, I can check out what classes he took and ask his professors if they knew anything going on with him recently. 

[catferro]

+ regan

reganxlouise replied to your post: who do you currently have a crush on?

Is it me?

My love for you has grown so much over the time~

[rezathevamp-blog]

sciencebanshee replied to your post “[pm] Reza. Hi. [deleted: Are you still doing] How [deleted: clean]...”

[pm] Who's she? Told me what? I don't know anything.

[pm] No one. Nothing. I misspelled. 

[mftillerman]

[pm] Hello. What is your baking skill level? I would like it quantified. And how many pies have you made? Have they been well-received? Do you have any French heritage?

[pm] Hello? I, uh.... excuse me? I’m very confused here. Who are you and why exactly do you need to know all of this very pie-specific information?