#c. dean

[allpurposebogeyman]

💀 for Dean, please

@kingofdirtandnothing , Dean

Roderick S. Kasun is a Monster (even when he isn't, even when there isn't anything more supernatural to him than whatever lets a man kill another for money), and you know what happens to Monsters in a world with Hunters, don't you?

The postcard turns up in the way that Rod used to show up (ha), tucked into one of Dean’s jackets with Rod’s spare keys. The corners are a little bent, and there's a set of red-brown fingerprints that smudge through the ink, but it's legible.

Greetings from Hell, Michigan

Hey-o Monster Smash ;),

Who wants to live forever, huh? I didn't want to be another person who just vanished out of your life, so now we both gotta deal with this cheesy bullshit. First: there's nothing you could have done, and I didn't ask you to try because if you died and I didn't I would have lost my shit, so try to fastrack that pity-party. Second: I'm...real bad at the whole feelings thing, but I care about you a lot. Not just because you're nice to look at and get into fights with, but because you're good to me. You laugh at my jokes and you don't stab me when I wake you up to talk about stupid things, and you have a nice butt, and you're good, Dean. No matter what happens or what you do or if the world goddam ends again, you're that; and you deserve to be happy. Be happy, Dean. Don't make any deals, don't do anything I would do, don't bother trying to track anything down— except my car. You can have that, and smoke the tires doing stupid stunts and eat shitty gas station nanchos in the back and remember me.

It's been fun. If I see you within the next twenty years, I'm gonna beat you with an oversized novelty dick in a way no one is gonna find fun.

Sexy Ghost

[adauntlessangel]

Then Two Became Three | Dean

Emilia had been home, it was a couple days past her due date and their little one was being stubborn. Honestly? Emilia was beyond ready to have this baby..she was huge, uncomfortable..and like most women in her place, she was ready to give birth. So, she was trying every old wise tale to kickstart her labor. Sexy, spicy food, exercise, black decaffeinated coffee..but nothing worked. Dean was at work at the hospital and so Emilia decided to do some laundry. To clean some little clothes for their baby and make sure that when they were born, they would have clean clothes to wear. She just leaned up to turn the washer on..and she felt a small pop..and almost like she’d just peed herself. It was weird..but when she looked down at the floor and saw clear liquid..it seemed to dawn on Emilia..her water must have broken. All day she’d felt contractions..but simply brushed them off as braxton hicks. She’d been having them on and off since she was seven months pregnant..but now..they must be real contractions! “Oh..” Emilia mumbled softly..awkwardly she walked around the small puddle and threw a dirty towel on top of it.. Grabbing a pair of Dean’s sweatpants from the top of the dryer she took her wet shorts off and wiped herself with them, adding them to the pile on the floor.. For some reason she was remarkably calm. Thankfully her hospital bag was already at the hospital..in Dean’s car. She just needed to get there..so, Emilia got dressed best as she could..one of her maternity tops, her slippers, and his pants..the brunette made her way next door and asked their neighbor if she could drive her to the hospital. The kind woman said yes and Emilia called Dean on the way to let him know. “No..no. You don’t have to come home. I’m on my way..Carla, yes, from next door..” She smiled softly though soon she exhaled sharply  as she had another contraction..It was nothing she couldn’t handle in this moment. But she knew it would get worse. “I love you to..I’ll see you soon..”

Arriving at the hospital, Dean had a nurse waiting for her with a wheelchair while he finished with his patients and informed his boss how she was coming in. “Oh god..” She gasped as their baby was quite obviously coming out considering she was in mind numbing pain now.. As she was taken upstairs to the maternity floor..was excited, scared..and beyond ready to meet her little baby. Once she arrived to her room..she saw her maternity bag already there and smiled, knowing Dena must have been running around the hospital. The nurse helped her up and Emilia was given a gown and a robe to go into the bathroom and change, which she did.. It was uncomfortable but she managed to do it. She’d just climbed into her bed and got as comfy as she could when she saw Dean come in and she smiled. “Hi..” She said softly as a nurse was taking her BP and temperature to make sure she was okay. 

@heroxwithxdreams

[adauntlessangel]

Pain Comes Before Bliss | Closed

“Please just come and get me..” Emilia had begged into the receiver. The faintest touch of a bruise across her cheekbone as flashbacks of what happened coat her mind. 

It had been a later night, a frat party. Her boyfriend insisted that the two of them go even though Emilia felt less than joyous at the idea. Partying and staying out until dawn was never her thing. It had become less so lately when she noticed her boyfriend drinking more...and more. Tonight had landed an issue because rather than hang out with a drunk, she was talking to one of her boyfriend’s friend’s girlfriend... The girl seemed nice, an attention whore at best. But over all nice. After a while the girls boyfriend show up and the three of them began a conversation. That was until her own boyfriend showed up and it was like a bull seeing red. Emilia wasn’t sure what happened next but she knew she was on the sticky carpet, her face having smashed into the coffee table and she spilled quite a lot of solo cups full of alcohol. What happened next startled her in more ways than one as two bodies -- her boyfriend and his friend were fighting. Something along the lines of accusations and her boyfriend’s jealousy had her sick to her stomach. That was until one of the boys started bleeding...and then the cops showed up. Which led to her being taken to the hospital..and filing a police report.... 

“Thank you..” Emilia murmured when she saw Dean’s car pulling up outside the hospital’s entrance. She was silent for the drive back...though she started crying halfway there. She was terrified...her boyfriend had shoved her out of the way to attack someone. brutally. She heard one doctor saying a head concussion and broken ribs... Who was that monster she’d grown to care for? “I’m such an idiot..” She whispered softly. 

[ @heroxwithxdreams ]

[allpurposebogeyman]

It still has the 70% off clearance sticker on the package, but Dean leaves the plastic package on the opposite hotel bed for when Rod gets back from wherever he's roamed off to. It's a fireman's costume, complete with booty shorts and an inflatable ax.

@kingofdirtandnothing

Seventy-percent-off is a pretty good description of the costume, once Rod has shut himself in the bathroom and separated all the parts. ( He'd spent a good three minutes laughing about how if Dean wanted him to blow an ax he didn't have to go and spend money on it first, and the occasional snicker still breaks through )

The cherry red shorts are too brief (ha) to wear with his boxers, so the later get abandoned with the rest of his clothes. It leaves things a little...precarious ( he wonders if he'd freeze to death or get arrested for public indecency first if he decided to take the outfit outdoors, haha. ) but the high-vis suspenders at least ensure that the shorts aren't about to pop off him. No shirt, of course, though the jacket that goes over the whole thing looks decently authentic; albeit made of a lightweight cotton that strains at the shoulders when he leans forward to lace his own boots back up. It doesn't tear, though, which he's willing to count as a win. It isn't the worst outfit he's ever put on his body, all in all.

There's even a cute little makeup case for painting on abs or adding artistic smudges of soot. Rod isn't much interested in having showy abs, but, well--someone had told him once that he could kill someone with his hip bones, and if he accentuates their dip with a smear of greasepaint it's not like it'd be his first homicide, haha. The rest of the paint goes wherever he can reach: jaw, collarbone, ribs, inner thigh.

Now, he could just go in the other room at that point. But the mirror in here is actually pretty decent for a motel, and the light is nice enough-- and there's enough counter on either side of the sink to balance on. Which is why Rod does what any reasonable person would do and pops up to kneel with one leg to either side of the bowl of the sink, crosses his ankles behind his back to stabilize, and leans back the whole lean line of himself to let the light play off paint and scars and acres of skin between straining fabrics. ( the ax, of course, gets propped suggestively in the sink between his knees )

[text: Graveyard Smash, image attached] You know, I don't think this is up to fire code at all

[eatrude]

simply chews greasy food in front of hanni. take that, fancy ass mcsaucer.

unprompted asks || always accepting ! 

He has said before -- there is no accounting for taste, and Hannibal does his best to conceal his utter disgust in favor of being COURTEOUS.  He doesn’t remark on Dean’s horrible palate but he can’t help but GRIMACE into his coffee.  That thing is SWIMMING in grease.  It’s amazing this man doesn’t have the heart problems of an 80 year old man.  

[eatrude]

@helltore / sc. 

“ killing must feel good to GOD too, he does it all the time. “ 

[adauntlessangel]

Twice The Fun | Dean

@heroxwithxdreams@heroxwithxdreams

Emilia knew that the start of their lives as a family had been..rocky. But it was expected. Things were going good now between them, amazing honestly. Which is why Emilia had been...thinking. Dean was such an amazing father to their little girl and Emilia loved being a stay-at-home mommy... It made her wonder if they were truly only going to stop at one child? So when it came to Emilia’s attention her period was late, the young mommy assumed she might be pregnant again. An accident this time.. But what if she was? It’s why tonight she was going to fill in Dean about it, see what he had to say.. “Hey.” She smiled softly, seeing him walk into their bedroom. He’d just put their daughter to sleep and Emilia was sitting up in their bed. “Can we talk?” She tilted her head to the side, a cute smile on her face. “I um..I have something I want to discuss with you and I think you’ll wanna be sitting down for it.”

[adauntlessangel]

@heroxwithxdreams liked this for a starter.

Coming home...it was wonderful. Tears had been shed but love conquered all, especially when he apologized and genuinely meant it. Emilia couldn’t keep Emma away from her father and truthfully, Emilia had missed Dean so much it made her sick. So for all three of them to be under one roof it was almost perfect. Except Emma decided to wake Emilia up at 2:31am today for a feeding. Which is why the new mother was downstairs now, making something for herself to eat considering she was always starving after feeding Emma. She turned around with some yogurt and a banana in her hand to see Dean standing there, with Emma in his arms and she smiled softly. “Alright..alright.” Emilia frowned at the crying infant, and she felt horrible for their daughter waking Dean up. “Here..come on, bring her in the living room.”